Ninja Gaiden

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Hiyah! Watch out for that ninja attack! The Dudes return from a trip to the ninjutsu class at ITT Tech with the task of playing Ninja Gaiden.

All they have to do is beat the game in order to earn their quadruple black belt. Unfortunately, that’s not going to happen this week. They do however podcast about this hotly anticipated game.

This game was highly requested by the D-Padders in the new poll that is available to determine which games the Dudes should cover next. You can visit that poll HERE and make your requests known.

So sit back, relax, and listen as the dudes vent their frustrations and share their love for this game. Somehow they managed to refrain from cursing on air. Family friendly you know.

Retrofitted Trophies

Go Ninja Go Ninja Go – Beat the game in under 15 minutes

Who’s Your Daddy? – Release your father from posession

Oh! A “guy”den – Get surrounded by enemies

I Got The Bad Boy in Garland, TX – Obtain the fire wheel

Ornithologist Be Darned – Kill a bird

Your Father Would Be Impressed – Beat the game without taking damage

Tecmo Black Belt – Beat the game

Way of the Monk – Beat the game only killing enemies that you have to kill

Blade Runner – Beat the game without using powerups, only your sword

Justin Harrell is a jerk – He is.

Game Rating

Ninja Weapon Rating

Michael – Shuriken

Justin – Nunchucks

Video

Coming Soon!

Behind The Scenes Look

Shout Outs!

Swamp Thing

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Into the Green! The dudes find themselves in another world this week and with them are the guys from the Comic Nerds Unite Podcast. While in the Green the Dudes and Comic Nerds decide to play a little Swamp Thing for the NES and read some Swamp Thing comics. (Because what else would you do in a metaphysical swamp)

While in the Green the guys decide to record not one but two podcasts, so after listening to this episode, you should go over to the Comic Nerds Unite podcast and hear the Dudes there.

Swamp Thing Nerds Unite! The Dudes are invaded in the green by Marc and Tim of the Comic Nerds Unite podcast to talk about Swamp Thing.

Retrofitted Trophies

Don’t wipe boogers on the sofa – Beat level 1 without a swamp booger

Jump the Shark – Correctly jump over fish robot

Swamp Thing created by Len Wein and Bernie Wrightson – Think about the 9 issues of Swamp Thing you read before playing while rocking your child to sleep

Ah, this polution – Get killed by a tin can

A Better NIght – Taking this game out and putting another game in

Don’t pollute – Put the game in the recycle bin

Game Rating

Swamp Booger Rating

Video

Coming Soon!

Behind The Scenes Look

We did a sweet crossover with this episode! Check out Comic Nerds Unite!

Shout Outs!

The Hidden World: Video Game Store Environments

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Traveling across the country in search of great retro games, you come into contact with a lot of great people but you also discover some unique stores too. Now, not every store is magical by any means but there are some great spaces out there that really transport you to another world. Every “trip” is different too; there isn’t a typical type of store though it’s nice to report that every store The NES Club went into, the staff was positive, friendly and willing to help us in any way. Here’s are the big three categories what we found was cool in our travels and I hope that some other store owners can take these ideas and make their store even better!

Signage: Do your store logo up with some heart and passion and carry that aesthetic inside you store.

Organization: Have the store layout make sense and even, take the customer through mini areas full of eye candy; encourage exploration passively through active choices when laying out merchandise, artwork and furniture.

Art/Decor/Ambiance: Probably the most important element to appeal to anyone off the street is to create a space that literally looks like another world. We saw stores that hung anime posters, game art, played music, had props, statues and more and everything was of a similar theme and connected with every other item. In other words, there was though behind the look of the store not just random game posters framed or not framed on the wall.

The goal with a store, from a customer’s point of view, and I should clarify that I have very little retail experience so by no means am I an expert, is to provide an experience – and the more addictive that experience, the better. The experience can be pure escapist where you feel like you’re in a game when you walk through the door. The experience can be more social where the staff chat about games in a friendly manner but encourage your input and repeat visits.

It’s very clear when a store is set up as a commercial enterprise first and foremost; The prices, the layout, the staff, and the turnover of product, all reflect that attitude instantly and gamers can smell it from a mile away. This is why gamers feel less comfortable in stores like Gamestop and other more corporate entities – it’s clear they are designed to make money regardless of who’s paying and their unique tastes. Now, I also love aspects of Gamestop and other smaller chains trying to find a balance but the number one thing that will keep people coming through your door as an independent retailer is to put passion in everything you do. As a filmmaker I often have choices where I can pass on shooting more, or settling and saying “that’s good enough.” And admittedly, there are days where I’ve done that and it’s always come back to haunt me so I’ll never do it again –  the crew of The NES Club knows this best: Long hours are a must in the world of passion projects and you take advantage of every opportunity possible.

So the next time you’re in a store, take a look around, make some notes about what you like and share with other gamers, store owners and friends because the best part of gaming is discovering the people and places that share our interests.

 

About the Author:
Rob McCallum is a filmmaker with multiple awards for his short subject material and the director of the upcoming feature-length doc, “Nintendo Quest”

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

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This week the Dudes take a break from talking NES games to talk about what NES aspects they are most thankful for. They also talk many stories from their past that may or may not involve Turkey Day (Most do not).

The Dudes also listen to several phone calls from listeners.

So as you’re sitting there wallowing in your turkey coma today, listen to a little 2 Dudes Thanksgiving episode or a few of your past favorites.

Game on and Eat on!

Thanks to V-Axys for the sweet tunage.

Bubble Bobble

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Michael has some new pets. Two little dinosaur dragon dudes. Unfortunately, they like to eat Cascade and blow bubbles. Those bubbles then in turn trap things and kill them. Nasty bubbles they are. Our old friend Soundboard Mario is no more thanks to those dastardly bubbles, but you’ll have to listen to the episode to find out how it happens.

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Join the dudes in discussing this great game. Bubble Bobble was one of Justin’s favorite games growing up. It was rented from the trailer many times. Michael has played it a ton growing up too. Expect a lot of good nostalgia and love for this game. Enjoy!

Retrofitted Trophies

Oh, hoooooold A, I was waaay off – Realize that you can hold A to bounce on bubbles

Go buy a lottery ticket – Kill a beastie with lightning while popping another

Dude, your girlfriend looks like me – Beat the game as player 2

Come to Papa – Kill all the enemies by letting them come to you

Bubble Chain – Pop 7 beasties at the same time

If it wasn’t for these pennies – Kill all enemies with speed shoes

Game Rating

Type of soap:

Ivory

Cascade Complete

Video!

Behind The Scenes Look

Shout Outs!

Little Nemo: The Dream Master

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… huh? Oh, you woke us up. We were trying to play some Little Nemo: The Dream Master with Dude Jay.

As long as you’re here, why not take the time to listen to us talk about this wacky game from Capcom based on a really old comic strip (1905!). We hit up a few tangents, but basically stay on track this time.

Oh! And Michael blows through another worthy opponent in the “Justin’s Historical Tidbits and Trivia” Quiz Show!

Michael’s Quiz Record: 4 Wins – 2 Losses

Retrofitted Trophies

Oops, too soon – Jump on the animal before it’s ready

This is not the “Dave reads from Wikipedia” train – Beat the House of Toys level (a TADPOG reference, Jay says you are welcome Dave and Tyler)

Mega Man ain’t got nothing on me – Defeat the nightmare king using only charge shots

Haven’t we met before – Beat the same enemy 10 times

I got this in the bag – Beat the game without breaking a controller

Call child protective services – Watch the cutscenes between levels

Well, now I have no hair – Beat the game

Wannabe Mario – Get thrown into the spikes by the train

Finally, I’m out of the fungus – Beat the first level

Un-mentioned trophy – Watch the very end of the “Behind the Scenes” footage to hear it (WARNING: Very explicit)

Game Rating

Candy:

Strawberry Hard Candy (Old People Candy)

Black licorice… no wait… Giant Jawbreaker

Milk Duds

Video!

Behind The Scenes Look (WARNING: Last 5 minutes contains explicit content)

Shout Outs!

Super Dodge Ball

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LOOKOUT!!! Whew, that one barely missed you!

This week the dudes take on each other in a game of dodge ball. Well, not really but they do play Super Dodge Ball for the NES. The Dudes also share many childhood stories about both dodge ball and broken collar bones.

Super Dodge Ball is a classic and at times overlooked game in the NES library. The dudes dive into the many components of this NES classic with an Olympics and Saved by the Bell feel (huh? Listen and find out).

While Super Dodge Ball may not have won the attention of many, it found it’s way into the Dudes home and they will tell you all about it and whether this is a solid pick up.

Happy Listening!

Retrofitted Trophies

Wait this isn’t Mario – Get hit while flickering thinking you will be invincible

Enter the Matrix – Dodge a ball during the game’s slow downs or flickers

Here we go Screech, kick that Commie’s hiney – Beat the game

Sam of the Dead – Beat Team Shadow (Zombie Team)

Game Rating

Type of playground equipment:

Merry Go Round

Tetherball

Video!

Behind The Scenes Look

Shout Outs!

The NES “Click”

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Your favorite neighborhood Atari Man here, with a new series of articles direct to the 2 Dudes And A NES world, simply called “Atari Man Loves…” taking a look at some of those items of interest that we love about our beloved console as well as the games we play on it. Now certainly I’m not naïve to the fact that all the things I love may not be the same things you love, and that’s ok, but if nothing else I hope this articles shed some light on the things all of us as NES owners and collectors have thought about or even fallen in love with over the time we’ve had the NES in our lives. Today I’m going to begin with something that I feel is often overlooked but certainly deserves it’s fair share of attention, so sit back, relax, and think about what this Atari Man is saying about that glorious invention known as the NES!

In life, there are two distinct kinds of sounds, those that irritate, annoy, and perhaps make it impossible to sleep, your “nails on a chalkboard” type sound, and it really could mean a lot of different things to anyone out there in the universe. Dane Cook has gone on record as saying that these are the sounds that “make you want to punch a baby”, and while neither myself nor the fine folks here on this site would ever condone doing so, we are certain that there are sounds out there that make us want to scream.

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Then there are those soothing sounds that can comfort anyone, even a fussy baby or a grumpy old person. For some people this is the sound of waves coming into the shore, or even a washing machine or dryer, but for this classic gamer and video game small business owner, it is without question the sound an NES makes when you click a cart into place.

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Not sure what I mean? Allow me to elaborate. When an NES comes into my store, it is cleaned, taken apart, and the lock out chip is disabled to make it easier to get games to work. We do this as a courtesy to our customers. In addition, we also make sure that the 72 pin connector is in proper order, but sometimes the NES is a bit too tight in the area where you put the cart in, and thus some loosening of screws is in order, and if you get things just right, as in the case of my own personal NES console, the small click when the cart is seemingly in the perfect spot might as well be the most beautifully orchestrated masterpiece, as far as I’m concerned.

Keep in mind, not all NES consoles are capable of doing this. Some are simply worn out and beyond repair. However, in the right hands of someone with the time and patience to do so, and an NES is capable of creating something that would make the thinkers of the Renaissance Era jealous. That click, for me, might as well be a sigh of satisfaction, a declaration that all is right with the world and that we will continue on in the human race. While certainly other consoles, including the NES top loader model, may cause you less headaches, I think it’s the challenge of getting an original NES to work properly that makes this sweet little melody that much more lovable in the end.

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Fewer headaches… less nostalgia

So dear readers and NES owners, take pride in the fact that while we live in a thankless world filled with machines that may need updates, downloads, and other such nuisances that rob us of our time and pleasure, the NES is still there, as faithful as always, to remind you what happens when contacts work together to make a spark and pure bliss fills your old tube television set. There’s a lot of things I love about my NES, and I’ll be delving into them in due time, but none perhaps more so than a simple clicking noise from my old friend to tell me “It’s ok, pal. I’ve gone and made everything that much more awesome. You’re welcome.”

 

About the author:

Atari Man is a 33 year old video game small business owner, retro enthusiast, and writer. He’s a good guy, just don’t get trapped in an elevator with him if you don’t know who Ace Harding or the VTech World Wizard are.

Friday the 13th

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Guess what? Halloween episode! Bet you guys saw this one coming.

The Dudes screw up this week and use up their Friday the 13th game on a day not labeled Friday the 13th… Oh well, at least it is Friday.

Now the big question on the table is whether this game is any count. Here’s a hint: It’s made by LJN.

*SPOILERS* Michael and Justin aren’t huge fans of this one. However, it is still a great episode (the dud games usually are) and we hope you enjoy it. Does this game really live up to its hype of being terribly awful?

Retrofitted Trophies

David, Meet Goliath – Defeat Jason only using rocks

Oh my God I’m Dying, Oh my God I’m Dying – Play the game for an hour

Counselor of the Month – Beat the game without losing any kids

Is That Thing Cashmere? – Acquire Jason’s Mom’s Sweater

We Don’t Need No Water, Let That Mother $%$#^# Burn – Light all the fireplaces

Brush My Teeth You Will Not – Beat the game

Game Rating

Type of Summer Camp Activity

Arts and Crafts

Washing Dishes

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Shout Outs!

Shovel Knight

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Bo bo bo bonus episode!!!! The Dudes gather together round the fire with some other dudes and talk about the NES classic… Shovel Knight. Oh wait! This isn’t a classic NES game. It’s a new game. Why would the Dudes be talking about this one?

Shovel Knight might be a new game, but it’s brimming over with classic NES nostalgia. Much like the 2 Dudes and a NES podcast, Shovel Knight is a true love letter to the Nintendo Entertainment System. Justin and Michael truly feel like it needs to be talked about. Well, Justin hasn’t actually played it yet, but that’s why the Dudes brought on some guests. Nick Stephens (NES Podcast, Genesis Gems) and Rob McCalllum (Nintendo Quest) help flesh out this awesome discussion of Shovel Knight.

Game Rating

Type of Garden Tool

Rake

Hoe

Mattock

Self Propelled Push Mower

Automatic Garden Tiller

Spade

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Kid Icarus

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This week the dudes get their mythology on with Kid Icarus. Kid Icarus was a famous game that was brought into the gaming world by none other that Nintendo’s R&D 1. Much like other games brought to the NES from R&D 1 (ahem…. Metroid), Kid Icarus brings a lot of fun, frustration and ultimately enjoyment.

In the show the guys talk about their experiences playing this game and their many frustrations. They also bring in many tangents as usual. The show also features a few embarrassing moments, that the listener will enjoy.

There is also a quiz game that puts Justin on the spot this time , with horrible results. The Dudes love talking this NES classic and we hope that you enjoy the show as much.

Happy listening

Retrofitted Trophies

Pit’s Perilous Puberty – Get the ending where Pit becomes an adult

By the Beard of Zeus – Beat the game

Wannabe Plutus – Max out your currency

Cheater’s never prosper, your credit’s no good here – Use a password cheat and fall into immediate debt

Adephagia made me do it – Drink from the cup of life, when your life is already full

Mastered the way of Hermes – Plug in controller 2 to get lower prices in the shop

 

Game Rating

Type of Wine

Sherry

Riesling

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Dude Story: An NES Bromance

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Have you ever wanted to know the story of how Justin and Michael met? Or how their relationship flourished? No? Really??

Well, the dudes are going to tell you anyway. Michael is in the process of moving and has all of his NES stuff packed away. No games to play. No accessories with which to tinker. But instead of skipping this week’s episode, the dudes have decided to record an episode about mostly nothing. Enjoy!

Want to hear an episode about an NES game? Try one of these gems… TMNT, Mega Man, Contra, Startropics, or Deadly Towers!

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Shout Outs!

Startropics

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The Dudes are joined this week by honorary Dude Hickman. The three dudes discuss the obscure (yes, Aaron Hickman is a fan of the obscure, like his podcast) game StarTropics.

StarTropics is a game that for those that experienced it, was loved. What’s not to love? Yo-yos? Awesome. Baseball equipment used as weapons? Again, Awesome. Plus the game carries with it a fun time that is reminiscent of Zelda. Although Dude Justin had to make an early exit this week, Dude Michael and Dude Hickman dive deep into the game.

Other than talk about the game, the Dudes cover several topics and hilarity ensues. Also Michael takes on Dude Hickman in another round of historical tidbits and trivia quiz game.

Michael’s Quiz Record: 3Wins – 2Losses

Retrofitted Trophies

King of the Ocean – Talk to the dolphin

Mike Jones Who!? – Talk to the town people and find out your name

Knowing is half the battle – Beat the cobra

It’s a secret to everybody – Get on the shape and enter the code

Second Hand Nightmare – Buying the game second hand and not having the code

I ain’t afraid of no ghost! – Beat the ghost boss

Game Rating

Kid’s Toy:

Basketball

Paddle Ball

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Batman

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Dudes are vengeance. Dudes are the night. Dudes are… talking about BATMAN!

The dudes are joined this episode by Rob Luther of many podcasts fame (Turtle Flakes, Genesis Gems, The Retro Junkies Super Show, etc.) and he really helps Michael out in the quest department. He also cheats at quizzes… hoser.

BATMAN is a beloved game by many a D-Padder and it’s surprising that it hasn’t been recommended yet. Nevertheless, the dudes take it upon themselves to bring a ton of great dialog about this game. Be sure and give this show a listen this week if you are a fan of the game or if you have never played it. You are guaranteed to want to give it a go afterwards.

Michael’s Quiz Record: 2Wins – 2Losses

Retrofitted Trophies

Low Blow Hero/Nut Shot Hero – Beat every opponent by crouching and punching

Who’s Laughing Now? – Murder JOKER

Honey, I Blew Up the BATMAN – Make BATMAN burst into flames by dying

BATMAN the Horologist (it’s a real word people) – Climb the clocktower without taking damage

Stay With Me – Complete a level with one bar of health

Wannabe Bill Gates – Defeat the

Wanna See a Magic Trick – Hide in the corner during the first boss fight so the boss can’t hit you

Call the EPA – Get to level 3 and realize the chemical plant has been dumping

Purple Rain – BATMAN makes it rain with bullets

Gotham Is Now Safe Thanks To the Purple Knight – Beat the game

Don’t You Know I’m a Martial Artist – Beat the game with only your fists

That’s Batastic – Beat the game without using cheats

Game Rating

Type of Nocturnal Animal:

Mike: Racoon

Justin: Bat eared fox

Rob: Owl

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Mega Man

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The Dudes may not have been on their A game when it came time to do the episode on Faxanadu but they attempt to redeem themselves this week as they review one of the more famous games for the NES. And redeem, the Dudes do, as they talk about this all time great.

Mega Man holds a spot in all NES fans’ hearts. As one of the first side scrolling shooters with graphics that were impressive for the NES, Mega Man has become one of the most beloved games in history. This also sparked one of the most successful gaming franchises of all time.

If you have been a 2 Dudes fan or just now finding them, this show is a must listen. Joining the Dudes this week is Rob Maher who designed a game that definitely has drawn influences from Mega Man.

Want to know more? Want to learn more about Mega Man or at least hear some Dudes talk about? Do yourself a favor and give this episode a listen.

Retrofitted Trophies

D-D-D-Do ya have it?! Guts! – Beat the Gutsman stage

Fire Proof – Beating Fireman without taking a hit

Ice Ice Baby – Beat Iceman stage and do running man in celebration

Training for the World’s Strongest Man – Beat a stage while holding a rock

Go work on the theory of relativity – Beat Dr. Wiley

If it wasn’t for this jaundice – Beat yellow cyclops

There can only be 1 – Beat copy cat Mega Man

Cut the cord – Beat Elecman with Cutman ability

Tom Arnold Would Be Impressed – Beat the game without taking a hit

Game Rating

Type of Menial Task:

Mike: Chopping and Hauling Wood

Justin: Hammering Nails

Rob: Cleaning the house

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Linkstravaganza

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Faxanadu

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With a game library as massive as the NES, there will come a time when the Dudes discuss a game that not even they are experts on. Never fear! The Dudes search far and wide to bring in others that know the game well so that the listeners will not suffer (we think).

This week the Dudes talk about the RPG Faxanadu and they bring in special guest Aron Robison to help them out. Aron is a Faxanadu Guru and he sits down to talk with the Dudes about this game. While the Dudes have never got to the end of this game, Aron has and he tells us about the last time he beat the game.

While being a more obscure NES title, Faxanadu had some fame in its time. It was one of the early RPG’s and it had a place on Nintendo Power’s top 30 games for some time. For more on this game, give the Dudes a chance and have a listen.

 

Retrofitted Trophies

Meditative State – Get to the Guru

Gots me lots of golds – get 1500 gold from the king

Magic Missile – Use deluge to kill one of the spiky dwarves

Armed to the teeth – buy the best of everything

Gym Class Trophies- martial arts power

Jerkin’s for Jerks – Upgrade your armor

It’s a me Mario – make it to 2nd town just jumping over everyone

Jacks Wild – Get your first J key

 

Game Rating

Magic Spell:

Hungry Pit

Confuse

Wish Spell

 

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Forum 

http://nesdudes.boards.net/thread/68/faxanadu

Notice: The music at the end of the episode is not for the next game the Dudes discuss. Mega Man 4 music was incorrectly put in when it should be Mega Man.

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Tecmo Bowl

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‘Tis the season… the football season. Football season is underway and the dudes can’t think of a better way to kickoff (get it?) this time of the year than with a discussion about Tecmo Bowl. Tecmo Bowl is hands down one of the greatest football games to ever come out on any system. Be sure and listen to the dudes gush about it for a solid 70 minute run time.

Well, they don’t talk about Tecmo Bowl the whole time actually. Pay close attention as Michael and Justin also talk a little bit about general football (a subject in which Michael is not well versed) and rental stores. They also talk about the adult section of said rental stores (Oh no! Family friendly tarnished again?). Near the end, the dudes discuss some general podcast news and friends south of the border, so stick around for the whole thing.

Apologies to any D-Padders hoping to hear from Paul “Sweet” of Retro Obscura as technical difficulties prevented him from being on the show for more than 10 seconds. Apologies to Paul too while we’re at it. Sometimes those darn computer thingies just don’t act right. Just listen to an episode or two of Michael and Justin’s old show “Retro Thought Pod” and you’ll know that these guys are prone to technical hiccups.

Technical issues aside, this might be one of the best episodes yet. A great game and plenty of humor sprinkled into several tangents. Hope you enjoy!

Retrofitted Trophies

Ditka – Beat the game with Chicago

Good Game, But No Super Bowl – Win a game as Miami

You Better Get a Bright Orange Vest – Score a safety.

Quit Being a Jerk and Take a Knee – Score 5 touchdowns in one game.

Game Rating

Wide Receiver Route:

Michael – Deep Post

Justin – Hail Mary!

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Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!

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The dudes return this week with a classic that has been the most requested game among the listeners. That’s right, the Dudes are finally going to talk about Mike Tyson’s Punch Out.

Joining the dudes this week is a long time friend and Punch Out guru John. John wrote the article for the website regarding Punch Out called the Ten Count. This is suggested reading to go along with this week’s show.

The dude’s go a little long this week as they go through each frighter individually and leave very little out in this weeks’ game discussion. Plus, this game has a few Japanese names for Justin to butcher, as well as multiple stories of Michael finding the cart, as he has several copies of this game (what better game to have multiple copies of right?).

We hope you enjoy this week’s show and the Dudes went all out in this week’s episode to try not to disappoint.

Retrofitted Trophies

Go Back to Making Cars – Beat Piston Honda

Go Get You Some Rogaine You Big Bum – Knock out Bald Bull during his charge attack

Nighty Night – KO MR. Sandman

Holyfield’s Revenge – Knock Tyson’s ear off (Not possible….. or is it?)

 

Game Rating

Type of Punch:

Jab

Uppercut

Haymaker

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In Defense of the Cartridge

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I hear you anti-cartridge people out there. “That plastic is so expensive. There’s just not enough storage space for our massive epic games.” Alright you make valid points, but you are wrong. The cartridge is the superior gaming medium. They are durable, they look good, and you can save your game right to them for goodness sakes! How can you argue otherwise?

First and foremost, the cartridge is far more durable than the CD/DVD format used today. Those things take a beatin’ and just keep on tickin’. Let me tell you a story. A true story. One faithful day I was digging through my parents basement and found a gigantic toy box. We’re talking 20 gallons. No! 200 gallons! I don’t know, my measuring skills are not the best. Anyway, down in the very bottom of this toy box was my copy of Super Metroid. When I saw this, I was beyond excited. That is until I flipped the cart over and noticed a gaping hole in the back of it. I thought, “Oh no! This game is so awesome and worth a decent penny, yet I’ve let it be crushed by Detective Donatello! Now it’ll never play.” Guess what? It plays like a dream. Also in the bottom of the box were all my old Sega CD games. Not a one of them played perfectly. Nuff said.

Cartridge based games also have a superior shelf life. This is not another durability argument however. I’m saying they look good on the shelf baby! Box or not, you can put a collection of old Nintendo games on your shelf and people will oooo and ahhh all night long. Try putting a stack of PS1 games on your bookcase and see what reaction you get. My guess is that reaction will be confusion. Those games are better suited in cases with sleeves. Yuck.

A really cool feature, and maybe my favorite thing about cartridges, is the ability to save your game to them. Sure not all of them offer this feature and the battery in the ones that do doesn’t last forever, but it’s nice to be able to use that cart between systems. It really came in handy back in the day when I would go over to a buddy’s house and play. Remember when we used to do that? Play together in the same room? Ah memories.

Story time part 2. Let me preface the story by telling you that I used to spend the summers with my grandfather (henceforth referred to as granddaddy) and we would play games together. He died when I was in middle school. Fast forward to when I first started getting back into retro gaming a few years ago. I was going through my old NES games and trying them out again. I pop in Startropics and wouldn’t you know, granddaddy had a saved game on there. It was all misspelled where he was trying to figure out how to input it (he wasn’t the best gamer, not that it mattered to me) and that brought back a world of emotions. As long as that battery is good, I will always have a piece of him. Even when the battery dies, I’ll have that memory. Show me how you would get that experience from a “cloud” save or a CD.

And now for my amazing sum it up outro paragraph…

Cartridges, for the win. Take that college writing courses.

-Dude Michael

 

 

The Ten Count of Punchout!!

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When someone got the fool notion that they wanted me to contribute something to this website, the very first retro-est memory that popped in to my head was Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out. For some people, the first video game they remember is Mario. For some, it’s The Legend of Zelda. Well, my first video game memory is of an underage[1], underweight[2], underdog out of the Bronx looking to make it big in the World Video Boxing Association (WVBA).

[1] Seriously, Little Mac is 17.

[2] 107 pounds! I’ve owned dogs bigger than that.

Why does this game stick out? It’s not like it had a memorable story (criminally undersized kid punches people?)[3]. The graphics were solid for the 8-bit era, but nothing spectacular. No, the most memorable thing about this game is the characters you spend hours jabbing and uppercutting. As any Batman fan will tell you, the rogues’ gallery is the place where your imagination runs wild. Punch-Out gives you just enough details (height, weight, catchphrases, and some between-round animations) about your in-game pugilist opponents that you can think up an entire back story for a boxer in one round. So let’s count it down –worst to first. How do the Punch-Out boxers stack up?

[3] Although this live-action Punch-Out video might make a better movie than 95% of the movies that have come out this year. What would it take to get this made? I’ll pony up money right now.


NOT RANKED

Mike Tyson: Forget the hassle of getting to him in the first place[4]. Also forget the out of the ring troubles Iron Mike found himself in within a few years of the game’s release. Stepping into the ring with Tyson, only to see Little Mac get dropped with an uppercut two seconds later could ruin your entire weekend. Not only that, for every five of your friends that claimed to have beaten him, four were definitely lying and the other probably punched a wall in the course of the fight. Mike, I know the game is named after you, but to make the list, I need more than a .02% chance of winning (or even landing more than two punches) first.

[4] Unless you entered a pass code on the title screen, you cheater.

Little Mac: Let’s face it: Little Mac wears a tank-top in the ring. That fact alone keeps him off the list. Plus, his trainer, Doc Louis, is possibly homicidal –if you could look Mac in the face after he’s gotten destroyed in a round and send him back out for more punishment with nothing more than advice to join the Nintendo Fan Club, you are either woefully underqualified to be a trainer or are a sociopath. Mac does have some good points –his vertical leap is astounding, he never backs down even when he’s outweighed by a solid 100 pounds or more, and he rode bikes before riding bikes got ruined by hipsters. All in all, Little Mac is solid, but doesn’t crack the list.

Number Ten

Great Tiger

The only boxer who makes fighting a chore. You can only throw one punch at a time until he goes into his magic whirly routine. Difficult? Not really, until you miss one block on spin-o-rama, your timing gets thrown off, and one of the easiest fights in the game turns into teeth grinding frustration. Great Tiger is like the free bread restaurants put on the table before meals. Yeah, it’s OK, but it’s not what you came for and is to be gotten through as quickly as possible so you can get to the good stuff. Put it this way –Great Tiger found a way to make magic boring. And he has a dead tiger in his corner. So, you know…animal abuse. Not cool.

 

Number Nine 
Super Macho Man
There’s a lot of problems here. Thanks to some odd sprite coloring, SMM has gray hair between rounds and black hair during the fight. Between rounds, he looks like an over-the-hill bodybuilder you would see on the beach wearing a too-small Speedo[5]. During the fight, SMM looks like a redneck backyard wrestler. In addition, he flexes his pecs at you. Think about that for a second. You’re a mullet-having, speedo-wearing, boxer named Super Macho Man. Your opponent is a seventeen year-old kid and you intimidate him by…pec-flexing? SMM may have taken one too many shots to the head. On a side note, you’re probably thinking the Super Spin Punch is awesome. You’re wrong. Any time you throw a punch so hard, you’ve turned yourself around in a boxing ring hokey-pokey, you have failed.

 

[5] Unfortunately, the too-small Speedo part holds true during the fight. Gross.

Number Eight
Von Kaiser
Von Kaiser is just sort of…there. On the plus side, he has a kickin’ ‘stache. Growing a magnificent mustache AND teaching boxing at a military academy? That’s serious dedication. On the minus side, Von Kaiser is 42. What sort of terrible life is he leading that he is not only forced to keep boxing, but has ended up only one step above Glass Joe? KO’ing Von Kaiser makes me feel guilty, like I should I be contemplating what my life has come to –beating up old dudes in some minor circuit boxing match. I need to take a long shower after this.

 

 

Number Seven
Glass Joe
This is the highest Glass Joe has probably been ranked in anything. I feel less guilty for this knock-out, since Glass Joe knows himself well enough to ask you to make it quick. A friend of mine tried to lose on purpose to Glass Joe. The only way he could make it work was by starting the match, then promptly leaving the room -even then, the fight went to the judges’ scorecards. However, Glass Joe was always good for a conversation with a friend –who in the world did he KO[6]? Did he land a lucky punch when the other guy wasn’t looking? Did Glass Joe’s opponent throw the fight, fulfilling a long-standing debt to the video game mafia? Was it a forfeit? The world may never know. Reading his bio and seeing that he is from Paris[7] just makes him that much funnier.

 

[6] Glass Joe’s record — 1-99 (1 KO)

[7] Aside from the all the cracks about French military prowess (or lack thereof), isn’t the fact that Von Kaiser, who is from Berlin, is ranked higher seem like a bit of an inside joke by the programmers?

Number Six
Don Flamenco
Admit it. If you played Punch-Out, you’ve probably stood up and did the Don Flamenco dance –the right arm in the air, one-legged hoppy dance[8]. Hey, I’m not judging you. We’ve all been there. Don Flamenco also made the biggest production of being knocked down –skidding backwards, he could easily twist and turn four or five times before hitting the canvas face first with a heavy thud. Don makes you think in the ring too. You’re crouched, just waiting to counter the special punch you just know is coming and….nothing. You drop your guard. Still nothing. And then this goofy tango dancer starts mocking you, with an 8-bit laugh. You get mad, throw a punch and he blocks and comes right back at you. Don has turned your own game, counter-punching, back on you –you have to counter-counter-punch. Whoa. Deep thoughts with Don Flamenco.

 

[8] If you included the rose in your teeth, you get a star.

Number Five
Piston Honda
Piston Honda is fierce, no doubt about it. He pulls himself up off the mat with resolve. If you don’t interrupt him, his Piston Punch will pack a wallop and almost certainly knock you down. He’s also got enough moxie to fight his way back in to contention, going from minor circuit champ to world circuit contender. I actually tried his hop around dance on my brother, but it was just about as successful as Piston Honda’s [9]. Piston seems a little star-struck, looking around for the Tokyo TV cameras, but all in all, he’s a tough fight.

 

[9] Which is to say, not.

Number Four

Soda Popinski
In the arcade version of this game, Soda Popinkski was originally Vodka Drunkenski. Let that sink in for a minute and imagine how better your life would have been if Vodka Drunkenski had been the name that appeared on your living room TV screen. Anyway. This new and improved NES version drinks from a never-ending green bottle generically labeled “pop” between rounds. Sure, Nintendo. I see right through your little game. With a head that looks like someone accidentally left a boulder of it inside while doing brain surgery and boxing gloves that may be loaded with rocks, Soda is one of the more difficult fights you’ll face. No special moves, just quick jabs and uppercuts. Unlike Great Tiger, however, this is never boring. Why? Soda is from Moscow [10]. That’s right, beating Soda Popinski is a victory for truth, justice, and the Bronx.

 

[10] He also appears pink/orange during the fight –poor pixel shading or subtle political commentary?

Number Three

Mr. Sandman
Mr. Sandman is easily the coolest fighter in the game. Great nickname? Check. Awesome special move [11]? Check. Snappy, yet bullying, catchphrases that make you grit your teeth when you lose, but are incredibly satisfying to throw back in Mr. Sandman’s face after putting him down for the count? Check. Also, major props to Nintendo for avoiding some of the cultural stereotypes/clichés that used for some of the other characters [12]. Thankfully, we don’t have to awkwardly explain why Mr. Sandman is cool while also talking around some sort of terrible racial slur. Of all of the boxers in the game, Mr. Sandman is the only one who seems like they could have been a contender in real life. A little cartoonish, sure, but he’s got Floyd Mayweather’s knack for self-promotion, Frazier’s uppercut, and Muhammad Ali’s cool. Who would protest if they made one more Rocky movie and Mr. Sandman was the bad guy? Nobody.

 

[11] Variously referred to as the Sand Blaster or the Dreamland Express –either of which is exactly what I would want my special boxing move called.

[12] Looking at you, Piston Honda.

Number Two

King Hippo
I honestly laughed out loud the first time I saw King Hippo. He’s the shape of a Butterball turkey and has a mouth big enough to fit a basketball. He’s wearing a crown in his corner, for crying out loud. How old is he? How much does he weigh? Who knows? The game certainly won’t tell you. I’m pretty sure he got to be king by eating all of the other claimants to the throne. Land a jab and his shorts fall down. The king is obviously a comedy break between fights. Knock him down once and he stumbles backwards into the ropes, not to get up until referee Mario requisitions a crane from a nearby construction company.

 

 

Number One

Bald Bull
I ranked Bald Bull number one because I am quite frankly terrified that, if I had not, he would show up at my house and knocked my block off. Bald Bull weighs 298 pounds. Little Mac, the 100 pound guy in a tank-top is expected to fight a giant that escaped from a Turkish prison. When Bald Bull unleashes and connects on his bull charge [13], I am always half-convinced that I’ll see Little Mac go flying out of the ring and land in a heap in the third row. When you knock him down, he stumbles and hits the mat with a thud as loud as your drunk uncle at a Christmas party. Just when Mario counts nine and you’re convinced he’s out, done, finished, Bald Bull hauls himself off the canvas, shoots you a contemptuous look over his shoulder and comes back to introduce you to his right fist. Bald Bull still gives me nightmares and I’m 28 years old. Imagine the terror he wreaked on unsuspecting eight year olds in the early nineties.

 

[13] He throws an uppercut that starts from the floor. THE FLOOR. Imagine a defensive lineman putting his entire weight into one enormous uppercut and you’ve got some idea of what we’re talking about.

-Honorary Dude John

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Why I Love the NES. Not Just for Nostalgia

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Many things in life we enjoy for nostalgia’s sake. We can all think of things that we love, that are not really the best product but we love it because it takes us back to a time we want to remember and savor. Square pizza from the school cafeteria is a great example. No one would argue that the square, cardboard like crust and somewhat cold version of a child’s favorite meal is superior to say a Pizza Hut stuffed crust meat lover’s. That’s insane. But, even as I write this I have a hankering for a good ol’ square slice of that school time goodness. Why? Because it takes me back to a time that I want to remember. Is that the reason that there is so much love for the Nintendo Entertainment System? Is it really that good or are we just wanting to remember a simpler time of plumbers fighting dragons? I would argue that while nostalgia may play a part, it is does not give a complete understanding as to why we love the NES. We love the NES because it was awesome, revolutionary and can still be played today and enjoyed by those of all ages.

 

When Nintendo brought the NES to the world the video game world needed to be rescued. There has been a “crash” in the video game market that can be read about here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_video_game_crash_of_1983

Video games needed a hero and Nintendo set out to be just that. But what Nintendo brought to the table was worlds away superior to what even the best gaming systems of the past had come to market with. To me, even to this day I never cease to be amazed with the gaming capacity and fun that could the NES came with, especially at the time. The NES really in a lot of ways brought games that were usually saved for the arcade cabinets, right into the living room of millions. So it comes as no surprise that the NES had so much success. But why do we continue to love this gaming system?

In a world where you can play games that feel so realistic, why do I choose to pick up a controller with 4 buttons and a D-pad? Because I simply feel that the games the NES had (and there are a lot) are more fun than anything I can pick up today. They were original. They played (for the most  part sans a few games that were maybe hastily produced) smooth and perhaps one of the reasons I like them so much is that you could sit down and play them at any time, without the long commitment many of today’s games ask.

Now before everyone gets angry with me, I need to clarify something. I am not trying to bash the modern day games or systems. They are great, no doubt. But if I had to choose, say stranded on a desert island (that somehow had power) I am going to choose the NES. I get an insane amount of pleasure beating Super Mario Bros. for the millionth time. I love to play Tetris and listen to the rhythmic tunes of many of the games music. From Super Mario to Ninja Turtles and beyond there is no other system that I enjoy to sit down with more. Plus all the games come in a cartridge, the superior game holder.

So does nostalgia play a part? Of course. However, if I had never played a NES and was just introduced to it today I think I would still love it more. (Thankfully we will never know the result of that experiment.) So as the weekend approaches grab some pizza (square if you like), a NES and have yourself a good time. The Dudes would approve and Tom Arnold would be impressed.

– Dude Justin

Power Punch II

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This week the dudes discuss a famous boxing game. However, this game is more famous for what is was not rather than for what it was.

Power Punch II was to be a follow up to the famous Mike Tyson’s Punch Out. However, due to some legal troubles, discussed in the show, Nintendo pulled the plug on using Mike Tyson. Nintendo also outsourced the game leading to poor quality from a company that understood cricket more than the sweet science.

This week’s episode has a little of everything being that this game does no have much to offer. We hope you enjoy and are not grossed out too much.

 

Retrofitted Trophies

Tyson Who? – Beat the game

I’m like butter baby – Slide back and forth

P-p-p-p-power punch – Use your uppercut

Game Rating

A horrific story

Video!

Behind The Scenes Look

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  • Sweet tuneage provided by The Wii Guy (Who is now an honorary dude: The Wii Dude). Check him out HERE
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Mario’s Top 5 Jobs

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There is no other character that signifies Nintendo than Mario. Mario has been the signature character (Hero) for the company from the early days. However, throughout that time, Mario has worn many hats, as one might say. He has carried many different jobs, and his success varies from job to job.

This week, in the 25th installment (hold your applause please) of 2 Dudes and a NES, the Dudes take a break from the game by game style to talk about the top five jobs held by the beloved Mario. The Dudes talk a little history of the creation of Mario as well as some of the roles (acting?) that Mario has taken over the years.

We can only imagine where the NES would be without the Italian plumber/doctor/demolition worker/too many other things to list. But we know Nintendo would certainly not be the same without him.

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Cobra Triangle

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The Dudes sit down to talk about a more known Rare title this week in Cobra Triangle. The Dudes also have a special guest in this week’s show, Michael’s younger brother Matthew.

Cobra Triangle is an isometric (Justin now knows what that means in video game talk) action boat game. This game features many different courses that give the gamer many challenging tasks as well as some obscure ones.

Conra Triangle is a classic that the Dudes enjoy playing and discussing. Stick around for the end of the show and the Dudes even discuss the new disney show Girl Meets World.

Happy listening!

Retrofitted Trophies

Hasselhoff eat your heart out – save all people
Bo knows boating – zig zag the mines to destination
Riverboat gambling trip – collect the most pods
Tom Arnold look at these pods – collect all the pods

Game Rating

Body of Water:

Mike: Child made moat
Matt: Side of the road gutter
Justin: Loch Ness lake

Video!

Shout Outs!

Anticipation

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Through the years many video games have been inspired by board games. However what about a board game solely created for a video game system? Leave it to the guys at Rare to be innovative and bring the board game to the NES, but they went a step further with the creation of Anticipation “Nintendo’s first video board game.”

The Dudes sit down to talk about Anticipation this week a little. We must say a little because there is plenty of tangent talking in this episode. But how can you blame the Dudes? I mean, talk for an hour about just anticipation? Impossible.

After starting off on a bad foot due to a lame joke made by Justin and Michael deservedly giving him the silent treatment for it, the Dudes get right to the heart of Anticipation, board games, ridiculous reviews and much more.

While this is a lesser known NES title that you may not have experience with, the Dudes put on a great show for the listeners.

Thanks for listening.

 

Retrofitted Trophies

These heels are going to walk all over you – Beat the game as the high heels

Skynet take over – Beat the game over 3 computers on very hard

Game Rating

Candy land (Justin)
Life (Michael)

Video!

Shout Outs!

Wrecking Crew

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This week the Dudes dive into a Nintendo black box classic in Wrecking Crew. Brought to the NES by the famous Nintendo R&D1 crew, Wrecking crew brought an old school arcade feel directly into the living rooms of many.

Wrecking Crew is one of the earliest games that Mario, Luigi and perhaps Wario make an appearance. The Dudes speculate that there was either a furlough in the plumbers’ union or a strike that lead to the need for Mario and Luigi to explore the field of demolition. Despite the career turn for the Italian plumbers, Wrecking Crew makes for an entertaining play.

The Dudes enjoy this early Nintendo classic and hope you do as well. This was a fun podcast for the Dudes and hope the fun continues in your ears!

Retrofitted Trophies

The Codeman Trophy – Beat the game

Stick to Plumbing – Cover yourself with a drum

Its A Me Luigi – Beat the game as Luigi

I’ve Got a Golden Hammer – Get the golden hammer

Game Rating

Justin: Circular Saw

Michael: Fork Lift

Video!

Shout Outs!

  • Sweet tuneage provided by The Wii Guy (Who is now an honorary dude: The Wii Dude). Check him out HERE
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Bucky O’Hare

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This week the Dudes sit down to talk some Bucky O’Hare. Made from the slightly darker comic book series and early 90’s television show, Konami released this NES classic that came to be popular due to it’s many levels and Mega Man-esque fun.

The Dudes discuss their favorite planets, characters and bosses from this classic and currently valuable NES game.

The Dudes as usual go on to discuss several tangents including nomenclature for male and female rabbits, type of rabbits and how the name Bucky O’Hare relates.

If you are a fan of the short lived early 90’s television show or only came across this character through the classic NES game you will enjoy this week’s edition of 2 Dudes and a NES.

Retrofitted Trophies

Jenny was a friend of mine –Rescue Jenny

Silly kids, video games are for rabbits – Beating the game only using Bucky O’Hare (Unless you MUST use another character’s abitlity)

By our powers combined – Play with each character at least once

Deadeye – Beat the game wearing a red eye patch

Ice Ice baby – Lose all lives on blue planet

Game Rating

Bunny peep (Justin)

Caramel filled chocolate bunny (Michael)

Video!

Shout Outs!

Jaws

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Jaws… the one NES game that has consumed more of the dudes’ collective time than any other game. Why didn’t they spend their wonder years playing co-op Contra? Why didn’t they compete in some intense high score competitions with Donkey Kong? Who knows. Maybe if they knew what they were doing they would have spent less time on it.

However, Jaws holds a place in the dudes’ legacy whether it is a good game or not. Be sure and listen to this week’s episode as Justin and Michael discuss their praises and complaints with Jaws.

Also, be sure and stick around as they try and defend themselves against a 2-star review on iTunes, talk Facebook feedback, and reveal the winners of the review contest.

Retrofitted Trophies

  • “The Crocodile Hunter” – Get killed by a stingray
  • “The Conch Exchange” – Collect 20 conch shells
  • “James Cameron Would Be Impressed” – Get the submarine
  • “Christopher Cross” – Sail for 3 minutes without “hitting something”
  • “Why?!” – Fail to stab Jaws 5 times
  • “I Can’t Beat You, But I’ll Punch Your Kid” – Defeat Baby Jaws in front of Jaws.

Game Rating  Scuba gear!! A snorkel for surface fun and a wet suit that takes knowledge to put on.

Shout Outs!

  • Sweet tuneage provided by The Wii Guy. Check him out HERE
  • This week’s rad segment intros provided by:
    • Tyler and Dave of TADPOG fame! Check it HERE

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Metroid

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The Dudes were delighted this week to have yet another real life guest on our show! They talk about one of the best NES games to come out on the system… Metroid!

This one was requested by a listener, but the Dudes have been itching to talk about it since the inception of this show. Metroid has one of the most storied histories of all the NES games. Plus, it’s a whole lot of fun to play. The music is so creepy that some might call it a survivor horror game. Inspired by Alien, it is easy to see some of the similarities between them.

Metroid is an incredible game that set the standard for a lot of games to follow it. It makes you wonder why so few Metroid games have been made while Samus is such a loved character. Guess absence really does make the heart grow fonder. Anyway, enjoy this episode. We know the Dudes did!

Retrofitted Trophies

  • Varia Nice” – Obtain Varia Suit
  • Suffragette” – Beat the game in under 5 hours to reveal that Samus is a girl
  • Woolly Worm Wannabe” – Get the morph ball
  • Samus the Hedgehog” – Get the screw attack
  • Justin Time” – Beat the game in under 3 hours to reveal Samus in a bathing suit
  • Misses Boombastic” – Defeat a mini boss using only bombs.
  • “Through the Glass Ceiling” – Find out Samus is a girl and break through that glass ceiling.

Game Rating

Three well placed bathing suits. A Speedo, a two piece, and a one piece. Unfortunately, no string bikini… this time.

Shout Outs!

  • Sweet tuneage provided by The Wii Guy. Check him out HERE
  • This week’s rad segment intros provided by:
    • Nick of The Retro Junkies and the Nineties Entertainment Show! Check it HERE
  • Check out Matt’s team Graphite Lab and their game Hive Jump HERE!

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A Boy and His Blob

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The 2 Dudes really out do themselves on this one. They actually have a real live guest who is very accommodating, unlike that nutty Mario. David Crane sits down with the Dudes for an exclusive interview about his days as a video game programmer in the early days and his experience creating and designing A Boy and His Blob. If you listen to any 2 Dudes show, this would be the one to catch. But you should pr0bably listen to all of them.

After the interview with David Crane the 2 Dudes try to salvage a show, but due to the excitement get a little side tracked at times. The Dudes also award themselves a pretty prestigious award for a great podcast.

Retrofitted Trophies

  • “Tom Arnold Would Be Impressed” – Best podcast about A Boy and His Blob. (Winner: 2 Dudes and a NES)
  • “Putin Rejoiced” – Force the blob to eat a ketchup jelly bean.

Game Rating

10/10! Well, two favorite jelly beans out of two choices of jelly beans.

Shout Outs!

  • Sweet tuneage provided by The Wii Guy. Check him out HERE
  • This week’s rad segment intros provided by:
    • Rob of The Retro Junkies! Check it HERE

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Kabuki Quantum Fighter

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This looks like a weird game. And what is a kabuki anyway?

Join the 2 Dudes as they discuss by far the weirdest game to be discussed on the show. If you like futuristic games where ancient Japanese dance art is a vital component to success, you will like this game. Plus how many games can you use hair as a weapon?

Despite an interruption by a surprise guest the 2 Dudes discuss the awesome and down right hilarious parts of this game and go off on several tangents in the process. (Ahem….Justin) From the graphics, design and certainly original story, the Dudes discuss it all. Plus toward the end they tease about a special project that is in the works in the laboratory of the 2 dudes.

In a show that both Dudes feel may be their best yet, you will find plenty of laughs, information and down right fun. Listen and Enjoy

Retrofitted Trophies

  • “Tom Arnold Would Be Impressed” – Get the high score. (Winner: Michael with 25,950)
  • “Mane Man” – Use only your hair as a weapon.
  • “Quantum Leap” – Make it through the first stage without touching any spikes.

Game Rating

Dances for the ages… the Worm and the Robot

Shout Outs!

  • Sweet tuneage provided by The Wii Guy. Check him out HERE 
    • Except for the outro music which is “Kicks” by Sycamore Drive. Find it HERE
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    • Ferg of The Atari 2600 Game by Game Podcast! Check it HERE

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Metal Gear

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Be sneaky… very very sneaky…

The dudes try and sneak into your subconscious and talk about some Metal Gear this week. If you’re listening via ear buds, you better watch out.

Metal Gear is a very unique experience on the NES. There isn’t another game on the system quite like it. Does that mean that it’s amazing and one of the best games to ever grace the system? Vladimir Putin might say yes, but the dudes… well they might think otherwise. Listen to find out what the NES dudes think about this game and why they are making references to Vladimir Putin in addition to Tom Arnold.

Retrofitted Trophies

  • “Tom Arnold Would Be Impressed” – Get the high score. (Winner: No one.)
  • “Michael Vick” – Punch 5 dogs.
  • “Hitchhiker” – Continuously ride in the trucks.
  • “PETA” – Punch all the dogs.
  • “Miss Step” – Fall into the bottomless pit in the first base.

Game Rating

Two very sneaky snakes… the Copperhead and the Sand Boa

Shout Outs!

  • Sweet tuneage provided by The Wii Guy. Check him out HERE 
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Wow….. what a ride!

Just came back from dimension X where we had a great time talking to two other dudes. Those Turtle Flakes guys really know how to have a good time.

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While hanging in the balance of Dimension X, we decided to spend some time talking about the game Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and who else is better to talk to about this game than a couple of dudes who pride themselves on turtleology. While TMNT certainly added some frustrating times during our childhood, it added many enjoyable times (except the child labor some had to endure to get the game).

Overall the game is a great play that while sometimes criticized is well remembered and accepted by many in the gaming community.

Retrofitted Trophies

  • “Tom Arnold Would Be Impressed” – Get the High Score (Winner: Rob Luther).
  • “Can’t Touch This” – Kill Rocksteady by using Donatello on top of the boxes.
  • “Pizza Pizza: – Exit sewers and come back in order to get a new pizza.
  • “Sais Matters Not” – Use Raphael to defeat a boss.
  • “Splinter’s Words of Wisdom” – Hear all of Splinter’s start menu speech.
  • “Overly Supportive Side Character” – April
  • “Seaweed Sucker” – Lowest score. (Winner/Loser?: Justin Harrell).
  • “Sai (Sigh)” – Beat the game.
  • “Turtle Pancakes” – Get run over by the tank.

Game Rating

Four pizzas! One extra spicy sausage, one extra cheese, one deep dish pepperoni, and one Hawaiian.

Shout Outs!

  • Super special thanks to the Turtle Flakes guys for joining us.
  • Sweet tuneage provided by The Wii Guy. Check him out HERE 
  • This week’s rad segment intros provided by:
    • Kyle Murphy of Insert Coin Show! Check it HERE

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Wizards and Warriors

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The moment you hit the power button, Wizards and Warriors’ epic score lets you know exactly what this game is all about. Knights… magic… swords… demons… gems… gigantic hollow trees…exploding eggs… alarm clocks? Yes, David Wise really knows how to score a game and Rare really knew how to develop them.

That’s right. Rare. The same Rare that many of you listeners will remember from the likes of Goldeneye 64, Battletoads, Killer Instinct, Donkey Kong Country, or Conker’s Bad Fur Day! The list of awesome Rare developed games goes on and on. Whole podcasts have been dedicated to them. The game at hand here, however, is Wizards and Warriors. Did Rare hit another home run?

WARNING: Contents of this episode may contain Fabio.

Retrofitted Trophies

  • “Tom Arnold Would Be Impressed” – Get the High Score
  • “Canopy Kuros (Kanopy Kuros)” – Run on the tops of the trees in the first level
  • “Plinko Master” – Collect all the chests while falling down the giant bottomless (almost) pit tree.

Game Rating

Two mace. Two maces? Two meece? Two mice? (What’s the plural of mace?)

Shout Outs!

  • Sweet tuneage provided by The Wii Guy. Check him out HERE 
  • This week’s rad segment intros provided by:
    • Rob McCallum of The NES Club Documentary! Check it HERE

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Duck Hunt

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Have you ever been duck hunting? Have you ever owned a dog that laughs at your inadequacies? Chances are, if you owned a Nintendo entertainment system (and who didn’t) you have. Sure you didn’t have to get decked out in cammo and sit in the outdoors but you got the experience, right? Duck Hunt holds a place near and dear to the hearts of NES lovers out there. For most it was the first and maybe only game that you got the experience of using the zapper.

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Has there ever been a more innovative and all around more awesome attachment for a video game system than the Zapper? Uh, no. Most NES players used this attachment at some point in their playing days. Whether you used it to hunt ducks, shoot skeet, or any of the other games that utilized this gem the Zapper was an integral part in your childhood. You also can’t deny the innovative nature of this attachment, which the 2 dudes discuss (we’re technical gurus you know). Listen to the podcast as we talk about the history and all things Zapper related.

Retrofitted Trophies:

  • “Doggone Frustrated” – Try and shoot the dog 100 times.
  • “The Quack” – Get a perfect score by standing less than 1 ft from the screen.
  • “Tom Arnold Would Be Impressed” – 10 perfect clay shooting scores in a row.

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Final Fantasy

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Final Fantasy. Every dungeon master’s dream. Reportedly under the threat of bankruptcy and out of the shadow of Dragon Quest, Final Fantasy burst on the scene as Square’s swan song. A last ditch effort to remain in the game industry.

Not only did it save Square, but it started arguably the greatest RPG franchise in video game history. It is regarded as one of the most influential and successful role-playing games on the NES and it played a major role in the popularization of the entire Role Playing Game genre. But how well does it actually play now that we have all experienced a plethora of varied RPGs?

The dudes, along with special guest Rob McCallum, have made a determination about this game. Is it best left for the history books or is this a game that needs to be played frequently to take us back to our roots? Tune in to find out.

Shout Outs!

  • Check out The NES Club Documentary HERE
  • Background music provided by The Wii Guy. Check him out HERE

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Ghostbusters

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Alright everyone, before you get all upset about us reviewing this game hear us out. Listen to the podcast to hear what we have to say and we promise it will not be a 30 minute defense of this game that has been given at best mixed reviews.

Ghostbusters are a retro topic that most people cherish. We all loved the movie and if you were like us you probably spent a considerable amount of time pretending to be Ghostbusters, running through the house with a proton pack (pretend or if you were lucky enough to have the toy version), catching ghosts, trapping them and making your house better to sleep in at night. So when Activision decided to make the game, most NES owning people were excited. However, for the most part the game missed the mark.

The game Ghostbusters seemed too short, too easy and too hard all at the same time. We all probably have memories of trying to achieve the impossible task of climbing the steps of Zuul and the seemingly easy task of catching ghosts throughout town. However, what stuck with us about this game? For the 2 dudes there was a deep sense of nostalgia that attached us to a game that was probably not worth sticking too.

All that being said, we hope you enjoy the show whether you liked the game or not.

Update (2/24/14): Since the airing of the Ghostbusters episode the great Ghostbusters actor Harold Ramis has passed. As most of you know he was the beloved actor  who played Dr. Egon Spengler in the Ghostbusters movie. We would like to honor the legacy of Harold Ramis by dedicating the Ghostbusters episode of 2 Dudes and a NES to him.

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Double Dragon

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What better game for the two dudes to talk about than a game about two battle tested, gun showing boot wearing guys on a journey to save the day? Double Dragon, a game about twin brothers (a notion lost on the casting director of the ill made movie), on a journey to save Marian. Well, that was the idea at least. The NES version of the game had a bit of a change in the story. A story that is hilariously told by Michael on the show.

In the NES version of the game you play only as Billy and Willy is the final boss. This is a big difference from the version released in the arcade, where the cooperative mode showed the twin brothers as partners going to save Marian. The two dudes go into detail about the differences between the arcade and the NES version so I will save that.

One problem with the NES version of Double Dragon is the seemingly slapped together design of it. This is proven by the lack of the cooperative mode and other glitches and noticeable differences that are discussed on the podcast.

All in all Double Dragon was a classic that made for a difficult time for the two dudes trying to beat it. (Tune into the show to find out if we had any success)

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Pac-Man

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What can be said about Pac-Man that hasn’t already been said? When most quarter (hehe, get it? quarter?) to middle aged people think of arcades, Pac-Man is THE game. Of course, we’re NES dudes so we want to know what the NES version is like. Well, it is basically identical to the arcade, which makes it awesome!

What we find most interesting about the NES Pac-Man story comes from the Tengen side of things. See, there were three different ports of Pac-Man for the NES. Two by Tengen and one by Namco (the original developer of Pac-Man). Whoever is in charge of the wikipedia page sums it up pretty well:

Tengen unsuccessfully tried to negotiate with Nintendo for a less restrictive license (Nintendo restricted their licensees to releasing only five games per year, and required their games to be NES-exclusive for two years). Nintendo refused, so in December 1987 Tengen agreed to the standard licensing terms. In 1988, Tengen released its first and only three cartridges licensed through Nintendo—RBI BaseballPac-Man and Gauntlet. Meanwhile, Tengen secretly worked to bypass Nintendo’s lock-out chip called 10NES that gave it control over which games were published for the NES. While numerous manufacturers managed to override this chip by zapping it with a voltage spike, Tengen engineers feared this could potentially damage NES consoles and expose them to unnecessary liability. The other problem was that Nintendo made frequent modifications to the NES to prevent this technique from working. Instead the company chose to reverse engineer the chip and decipher the code required to unlock it.

What came of this? Those super cool black Tengen carts! Not exactly collectors items, but to an 8 year old they were pretty sweet.

Michael’s high score on this episode was… 42,440! Beat that Billy Mitchell! Justin’s high score was… too embarrassing to repeat. Anyway, another great podcast down.

Paku paku paku paku!

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Super Mario Bros.

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Ah, Super Mario Bros. The game that started it all for most of us. You’ll be hard pressed to find anyone who hasn’t at least played this game. Most of us remember it as the two-fold pack in game Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt that came with most NES consoles. Originally released in 1985, Super Mario Bros. helped to launch the side-scrolling genre into mainstream popularity and was the best selling game for nearly three decades.There are many interesting facts about the development of the game lead by the man himself: Shigeru Miyamoto.

  • The ability to have Mario change size was a result of basing level design around a smaller Mario, then intending to make his size bigger in the final version.
  • Using Mushrooms to change size was influenced by folk tales in which people wander into forests and eat magical Mushrooms; this also resulted in the game world being named the “Mushroom Kingdom”.
  • Originally an idea for a shoot-’em-up stage in which Mario would jump onto a cloud and fire at enemies was to be included; however, this was dropped to maintain the game’s focus on jumping action, but the sky-based bonus stages still remained.
  • The “Infinite 1-Up” trick was by design, but the developers did not expect players to be able to master it as well as they did.

Super Mario Bros. has been ported to nearly every Nintendo console since its launch in some form or another. We thoroughly enjoyed our time recording this episode and replaying the game for the millionth time. Our special guest was one for the history books for sure. And for the record, Michael’s current best speed run time is 7:59 and Justin’s is 10:45. We encourage the listeners to attempt the speed run and challenge us. Give us another reason to return to the game and best you!

The first episode is now in the bag and with our parting shot we give you our Halloween 2005 photo op. Enjoy!

The 2 Dudes... Justin and Michael.

The 2 Dudes… Justin and Michael.

So long de Bowser!

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