Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Eat my shorts man! No really, eat em. They are purple and the aliens want purple stuff for some reason. They’ve got to go.

This week, the Dudes discuss the unique and hotly debated Bart vs. the Space Mutants. Some love it, some hate it, some love to hate it. Tune in and find out what the dudes think.

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Marble Madness

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They’re back!!! The Dudes are joined by none other than the bringer backer himself… Slapper Bags!!! aka John as they discuss Marble Madness.

Turbo button? There is a turbo button!? The dudes really show their expertise at this game. Be sure and listen.

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Nightmare on Elm Street

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BOO!

It’s Halloween time and the Dudes have come together to talk about another horror based game. This time, the Dudes are talking about Nightmare on Elm Street. Joining the Dudes this week is Dude Paul to talk about this game that despite negative reviews the Dudes happen to enjoy.

See what the Dudes have to say about this game and be sure to drink plenty of coffee lest Freddy get you……


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Legacy of the Wizard

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TMNT II still remains on hold. Oh well. It may become a lost episode….

However, this week the Dudes sit down with the guys over at the Youtube channel Power Trip Gaming to talk about the game Legacy of the Wizard. They really bring a love and passion for this game that the Dudes may be lacking. This episode is a good listen for a game that has a large cult following.

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Castlevania

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This week the Dudes finally talk about TMNT II: The Arcade Game… NOT!!! Still working on those scheduling issues. Instead, the Dudes tackle another Patreon Pick and this is one that the D-Padders have been asking for for quite some time… Castlevania! Just in time for the month of October. Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuun!

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Super Mario Maker

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This week the Dudes take a break from talking NES games to talk about a new game with a classic feel. That game is the much acclaimed Super Mario Maker. For the first time Nintendo takes the creator role to the gamer and let’s YOU decide the challenges that will face the Italian Plumber this time.

Michael talks about his experiences playing the game which makes Justin very jealous because he has yet to get the game. The Dudes also talk about the prospect of creating Dudes levels for the D-Padders to play.

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Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom

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This week the Dudes sit down to talk about a more obscure game in the NES gaming world in Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom. This is a game with a strong cult following and that shows in the D-Padders who voted for this game to be talked about by the Dudes.

The Dudes have an interesting time talking about a game whose cast is usually reserved for the salad bar. Listen to find out what the Dudes have to say about this game.


Retrofitted Trophies

Lettuce Begin

Delmonte

Green Giant

Rating

Miracle Gro

Manure


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Heavy Barrel

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Join the Dudes this week as they talk about a Keg of Significant Weight. No wait…that’s not it. Oh yeah, Heavy Barrel! That’s it! Heavy Barrel brings all the excitement that a child of the 80’s could ever want. In this game, you are trying to save the world from Terrorists by assembling a special weapon called Heavy Barrel. The Dudes have a good time discussing this game and hope that you have a good time listening.


Retrofitted Trophies

A Fiver

Ah-nold

Team America

Pocket Full of Keys

You can’t Touch This

Pyro maniac

 


Game Rating

Type of Gun

.22 Rifle

9 MM

 


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American Gladiators

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This week the Dudes take on a game of epic proportions! That game is none other than American Gladiators which of course was based on the classic television hit from the 90’s.

Joining the Dudes is a brother Dude Matthew. Matthew and Michael go head to head in a history quiz game. Will Michael be able to keep his streak alive? Listen to find out. ‘

This game tended to fly under the radar for the NES but the Dudes are fond of this one, especially Michael who spent many childhood days playing against his brother in the ultimate test of video game athleticism.


Retrofitted Trophies

The Winslow Special – Lose the game

Steve Urkel Will be Impressed – Beat the eliminator

Blue Hair Don’t Care – Beat the game

Red Hair don’t stare – Lose at the game

Pit of Death – Knock one of the gladiators off of anything

Zakk Wylde Would be Impressed – Guitar twang after winning joust


Game Rating

Family Matters Character:

Stevil

Stefan

Judy


 

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Crystalis

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The Dudes are joined this week by the one and only High Score Dude or Dude Shaun as he is also known by. They sit down to discuss the game Crystalis, which is a lesser known NES classic.

Many may have not heard about Crystalis but the game turns into a fun and interesting play for the Dudes. The Dudes talk about all things Crystalis that even includes a quiz game! Can Michael keep his winning record alive? You have to listen to find out.

Crystalis is a fun game that has brought entertainment to the many that have played it, just as this podcast will to the many D-padders.


Retrofitted Trophies

You are the wind beneath my wings – Get the sword of wind

Mom, the fog lamp!! – Find the fog lamp

Rinky Dink – Beat the game at the lowest level possible

Where’s Earth – Get both the wind and the fire sword

Do your parents even love you? – Find the psycho armor and shield

Thor like- Obtain the thunder sword

Waiting for a hero – Play the game between 1997 and 2097

Godslayer – Beat the game


Game Rating

90’s Rapper:

Bone Thugs N Harmony

LL Cool J

Biggie Smalls


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The Bard’s Tale

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ANOTHER PATREON PICK! It is officially the attack of the Patreon picks and the dudes could not be happier about that either. This week however, Dude Justin is on the sidelines with a sick Dudette but never fear Dude Micheal is joined by Hon. Dude George for this week.

The game being played was a bit of a cult classic RPG The Bard’s Tale. The game has been received with mixed reviews and there are mixed reviews on the podcast (Spoiler alert).

The Bard’s tale can be a fun and enjoyable but very detailed game. So listen to this episode to hear what the Dudes have to say.


Retrofitted Trophies

Mario you greedy SOB

Another 300 Gold down the drain

Billboard Top 100

Platinum Record

You May Advance

Bullseye

Is That All You’ve Got

Gimme That Grammy


Game Rating

A song:

Spaceman by the Killers

Earned It by The Weekend

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Adventures of Dino Riki

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This week the Dudes sit down to talk ANOTHER PATREON PICK! Did we mention that you all are awesome, yeah you, you are awesome. This week’s game is a pick by Dude Joe who chose Adventures of Dino Riki.

A lesser known title to grace the NES, Adventures of Dino Riki, is a difficult but fun addition to any D-padder’s collection. It is a game that plays a lot like other Hudson Soft makes like 1942 but features a caveman instead of a plane.

While this game is sure to cause some frustration (OK, maybe a lot) it is worth the pick up and the Dudes spend an enjoyable time discussing it.


Retrofitted Trophies

Dino A Go-Go: Get the turbo boots

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks: Defeat the t-rex

Dino-snore: Lose on the first level

Oh look a time travel machine: Beat stage one

Check my new invention: Kill all on screen enemies with fire

Wrong game dude: Kill snifit looking bad guy

 


Game Rating

Both Dudes give the same rating:

Dino from the Flintstones

 


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Drunken Slugs

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Being Atari Man comes with little perks. Oh sure, seemingly everyone knows you, a rainbow follows you wherever you go, and you always seem to have enough tokens when you go to an arcade, but other than that, the rigors of being one of Retro Junkies most beloved scribes comes with little fanfare, as once you get some fresh air, see the rising of the sun, and have your breakfast of scrambled eggs and toast, you are once again whipped into submission by the likes of Michael Kelso, Aaron Hickman, and whoever happens to have a whip handy to remind you that those articles won’t write themselves, and something about denying you that autographed Crest 3D toothpaste carton promised to you by Papa Luther, but you can never be sure what you heard, because the door to your tiny office is closed once more and back you go to the grind of a blogger/journalist/Genesis loathing superhero. What is a man of your caliber of humor to do in such a situation? Why, find something cute to stare at for hours, of course!

Now keep in mind, dear reader, I am not someone who panders at cute puppies or has their heart melt when some other animal out in nature does something adorable. I am the kind of person who loves ugly things, things so ugly they’re cute in their vain attempt to look like a normal member of planet Earth, and these are not creatures limited to our real world, oh no, they also exist in video games, which is exemplified to the furthest extent by a member of the cast of enemies in the classic NES title, Ducktales.

What’s that you say? You know of no such cute and ugly creature? Well I’m afraid you’re not looking close enough, gamers, because underneath the greed and creepy Scottish accent of Scrooge McDuck, just to the left of the careless shenanigans of Huey, Dewey, and Louie lies a creature so adorably ugly, so heartwarmingly hideous that I can only thank the two people responsible for its birth in the video game world, the people at Capcom, and of course, Barney from The Simpsons, because, ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, step right up and see just what Atari Man loves so much. I give you the Drunken Slug.

What’s that you say? You know of no such cute and ugly creature? Well I’m afraid you’re not looking close enough, gamers, because underneath the greed and creepy Scottish accent of Scrooge McDuck, just to the left of the careless shenanigans of Huey, Dewey, and Louie lies a creature so adorably ugly, so heartwarmingly hideous that I can only thank the two people responsible for its birth in the video game world, the people at Capcom, and of course, Barney from The Simpsons, because, ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, step right up and see just what Atari Man loves so much. I give you the Drunken Slug.


Aww, don’t you just want to tickle him and pray he doesn’t get any Sam Adams Summer Ale induced vomit on your shoes?

Oh no, don’t try to deter me or squash my preconceived notions here, folks. Clearly this slug is drunk. Just look at those eyes, all googly and glazed over, the face contorted in this cute and yet highly intoxicated smile, and for crying out loud, he isn’t even wearing clothes! Why Capcom, Duckberg Police, or the NASS (National Association of Sober Slugs) hasn’t jumped all over this guy is beyond me. My assumption would be, like all forms of government and social services, the paperwork was lost somewhere or their computer systems are down.

Now look, it’s 2015, so surely we can look past the shortcomings of a guy who is just trying to live his life without having to look over his shoulder for things like pogo sticks, birds, and of course, large shakers of salt, but can we really turn a blind eye to someone in such trouble?

Why of course we can! Because if history has taught us anything it is that in the same way an old college friend was hilarious bumping into doors and falling on their face after having too much to drink, that’s the same way the Drunken Slug can be looked at, with a smile and a head shake of disbelief that like the kid who never got his Associate’s Degree because of falling into a recycling bin, we admire the courage of a drunken slug who is still trying to make a living. We also admire the fact he hasn’t puked on anyone’s shoes yet.

Maybe he slurs his words. Maybe he’ll never find clothes to wear and start a slug nudist colony. Maybe he’s even so drunk sometimes he thinks he’s a cow, but one thing that cannot be denied is that I love my buddy, the Drunken Slug, and it really is a shame that we live in a world where a bunch of crazy looking rabbits who could use some Ritalin to calm the hell down can get their own video game, but a guy with a hilarious substance abuse problem can’t. What is this world coming to, anyways?
Until then, the Drunken Slug will just crawl into Tapper’s and order himself a few rounds, to drown the sorrows of not being looked at as anything special by the general public. But I want you to know something, my alcoholic little friend, and it is important that you listen and listen close. Do slugs even have ears? Whatever.

There’s one man out there who loves you just the way you are, slurring your words and lack of equilibrium aside, and he thinks not only are you special, but you’re so adorable I’d rather watch a 3 minute video of you on Facebook before I see another tumbling panda bear any day of the week, and that man is me, Atari Man.


Don’t patronize me, panda.

So eat, drink, and be merry, my little friend. You’ve earned it. Just please, don’t “break the seal” all over my new carpet, I just had it shampooed.

 

About the author:

Atari Man is a 33-year-old video game small business owner, retro enthusiast, and writer. He’s a good guy, just don’t get trapped in an elevator with him if you don’t know who Ace Harding or the VTech World Wizard are.

Ghosts ‘N Goblins

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Frustratingly difficult? Maybe. Fun? Depends on who you ask. Classic? For sure. Hold onto your underwear!

Ghosts ‘N Goblins has a storied history in the video game industry. Starting in the arcade and then later ported to the NES, this game is difficult yet fun. Want to know what the Dudes thought of it? Listen in.

The Dudes are really liking all of the Patreon Picks. This is another one. This one is from Mike Vito. Thanks to Mike for yet another Capcom game. We’ve really got a streak going.


Retrofitted Trophies

I Prefer David Lee Roth – Beat Astaroth

Vincent Price Would Be Impressed – Beat the game with no deaths

Thriller Night – Beat the game in under 30 min

Who’s the Big Man Now? – Kill 10 Big men

Albino Hulk – Kill first unicorn

Oh Yes They Call Him the Streak – Beat the level after getting hit by the first bad guy

Straight to Satan – Use level select to go straight to satan

King Arthur Most Certainly Would NOT Be Impressed – Lose to the first red devil


Game Rating

Type of Ghost

Patrick Swayze

Ghost Dad


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Mega Man 2

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The Dudes sit down this week with Eric from the Factory Sealed Podcast to talk about one of the most NES games Mega Man 2. The Dudes spend some time early in the podcast talking with Eric and making some corrections to the Ducktales story that was pointed out by a D-Padder.

Eric is a Mega Man expert and that really shows throughout the episode. Not only does he know about Mega Man 2 but all Mega Man in general. The Dudes talk all things Mega Man 2 and really get into this game.

The Dudes really enjoyed playing this beloved game and certainly enjoyed talking about it. Hopefully, you will enjoy listening as well.


Retrofitted Trophies

Call me Barry Allen – Get through Quick Man stage without using Time Stop

Gear Head – Beat Metal man

Runnin’ on Fumes – Use no E tanks the entire game

Now that’s how you make an entrance – Jump into the Boss gate

Michael Trophy – Defeat Bubble Man

You’re not hard core – Kill all enemies with metal blades

Ain’t got no time for this – Skip heat man disappearing platform using item 2

Pea Shooter – Use only the mega buster

Taming the Dragonzord – beat the mega Dragon without getting hit

 


Game Rating

Type of Blade

Machete

Katana

Schimitar


Behind The Scenes Look

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZPq4v6MF1Y


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Ducktales

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Another Patreon Pick!? Not only is this another pick from our Patreon supporter Dude Shaun, but it’s also a widely loved game.

It’s a Capcom Disney game from the NES era. Do we really need to say anything else? Probably not, but we did sit down and discuss this game quite a bit in this latest episode.

Also, as is our latest style, we did a high score challenge. But… this time we had an awesome prize donated to us by Dude Shaun: A copy of the remastered version of Ducktales! Congratulations to Derek Fletchall for winning the prize!

If you want to participate in our future high score challenges or post a high score for any previous game we’ve covered, come join our High Scores!! Facebook Group.

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Retrofitted Trophies

If It Floats, It’s a Witch – Beat the Transylvania boss

Fore! – Use your golf swing to get an object

A Prize In and Of Itself – Defeat the Yeti (A Sacred Beast)

I Feel Bad About This… Really – Kill 5 rabbits

Donald Would Be Impressed – Beat the game on hard

King ‘o the Ducks – Collect $10 million

Orkin Man on the Moon – Defeat the Moon Rat


Game Rating

Rich Person:

Justin – Elon Musk

Michael – Bill Gates


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Astyanax

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The Dudes sit down to talk another Patreon pick and this week they are joined by the picker Greg from the SNES Podcast. The game that is discussed is a little known classic Astyanax. This Jaleco game may have quietly existed in a massive NES library but brings a lot of fun to the Dudes this week.

Astyanax is an action adventure game that is set in a mythological dream world where a teenage boy has been trapped. It is a game that brings a lot of fun and enjoyment but few NES gamers know about.

Join the Dudes as they discuss this game and perhaps play it yourself to see what you think

 


Retrofitted Trophies

I Love to Bash – Clear an entire stage only using the axe

Justin’s new mic attacks – Get 9 lives

Madam I think you need to see a doctor – Beat Medusa

Daphne – Beating Cesar

Bursting with Energy – Get a full power bar

Rosebud- Beat the game

Who needs weapons anyway – Beat 10 enemies with no weapons

Tom Arnold Would be Impressed – Score over 800,000

Protector of the Kingdom – Finish the game with 1 life and no continue

Got it paid – Beat the level rent

Putin Rejoiced-  Losing on Level 4-1

Sweet Feed- Pick up some life

Ping Pong Paddle John- Smack a pile of goo and killing it before it becomes a monster


Game Rating

Greek Character

Hercules

Achilles

Aphrodite


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Meatball Monsters

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Astyanax was a game I didn’t get excited about when I first heard the name as a kid. It could have been because I had a hard time spelling it, or because I thought it was some kind of food fungus ointment, kind of like Tinactin, only without the boom and inflated face of John Madden.

 


BOOM! TOUGH ACTIN’ ASTYANAX FOR ALL YOUR MYTHOLOGICAL INSPIRED FOOT FUNGUS!

However, as Michael Kelso tends to you, he gives me a game that I care so little about and makes me care about it, usually unintentionally, or promising me lavish gifts like a box of Slim Jims so I can practice my Macho Man impression or a signed copy of a box of Crest 3D toothpaste signed by the god of dental hygiene himself, Rob Luther. Astyanax is one of those games that requires a few tries before you can really appreciate it, or in my case, chuckle at what you’re seeing. In the case of today’s article, the focus here is on ordinary things are in this game if you really stop to strip it all done to the bare bones. However, in doing so, you’re left with a lot of questions, but fortunately, your ol’ pal Atari Man, he has all the answers for you.

A day in the life of young Roche consists of waking up in some dingy, dark, dank, probably cold(did the Greeks ever think of paying their heating bills? What, they can have a “big fat” wedding, but they can’t make sure Roche isn’t so freezing he has to pull out his heavy footie pajamas?) and putting on an outfit that not only looks silly in general, but looks like something created by the dual efforts of Big Van Vader and Grimace from The McDonald’s commercials. Is Roche really the mysterious 1980s wrestler The Purple Nurple???


SMELL MY ARMPIT! IT’S TIME, IT’S TIME, IT’S PURPLE NURPLE SUIT TIME!!!

Speaking of this outfit, and the physical makeup of this kid in general, how does he go from looking like a punching bag for most people in the cut scenes to somebody who could DDT every monster he faces? I’m consulting with Zeus for a drug screening. I mean, you can’t really blame Roche for this, it’s his silly parents pressuring him into doing this stuff. What’s the meaning of all of this anyways?

As bad as you might feel for Roche, as far as the silly outfit and parental peer pressure to look like the next Brock Lesnar, I DON’T feel bad for the fact his axe sounds like it couldn’t cut through a block of cheese, never mind an enemy, but hey, if you’re a brash kid who gets this fire axe from God and doesn’t return it, you get what’s coming to you. Did he listen to all of God’s instructions? No, of course not! That’s kids these days, always grabbing mystical fire axes and running off without finding out how it works, what the warranty is on it, and walking all over my prize Carolina blue grass, well guess what, pal, next time I see you on my lawn I’ll-

Wait, where was I going with that?

It’s a good thing that for all the bologna(and it’s not even fresh) that’s going on in this game, with young whippersnappers taking steroids, wearing ugly suits, and using a fire axe unsupervised, it’s a good thing that there’s something in this game I love so much, it helps me look past the glaring parental miscues from Roche’s folks, and the fact people are dumb enough to find courage in some random teenager and his axe of flame. Come on, finding courage in inanimate objects. What’s next? People harnessing energy from their mouth?

Nobody asked you, Rob.

Two words, meatball monsters.

Oh no, this isn’t Atari Man having some kind of nightmare that just so happened to arrive after eating a meatball sub, this is the one monster that shows up in the game, first dropping(or is it spinning?) down, looking like a big brown meatball. This is no ordinary meatball, it’s one that turns into what appears to be a two headed monster. Be afraid, be very afraid! For never in the history of man has there EVER been a two headed monster that’s brought good news, joy, and happiness! That’s right, Roche, say your prayers, because there’s NOTHING that can save you now, not even your fire butter knife! A two-headed monster! How merciless! How evil! How-


Sigh. I give up.

Spoiler Alert! Roche beats the two headed meatball monster with the power of Sesame Street, and just a little dash of grated parmesan cheese.

 

About the author:

Atari Man is a 33-year-old video game small business owner, retro enthusiast, and writer. He’s a good guy, just don’t get trapped in an elevator with him if you don’t know who Ace Harding or the VTech World Wizard are.

Defender of the Crown

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Lots of Robin Hood talk, cat jokes, and call backs in this episode of 2 Dudes and a NES. Also, a little bit of talk about the NES game… Defender of the Crown.

The Dudes received a lot of feedback this week telling them how awesome the Amiga version of this game is. Well, get ready to be disappointed because this show is called 2 Dudes and a NES.

We’re kidding of course. Another great episode in the books even if this wasn’t the best port of the game.


Retrofitted Trophies

Kevin Costner Would Be Impressed – Use Robin Hood to beat the game

Don’t Blink – Win at jousting

Putin Rejoiced – When the red team conquers the map

Wooo Hooo – Win at the mace battle

Did you say Abe Lincoln? – Beat one of the mini games with your eyes closed

Holy Moly – Blow the biggest hole in the castle wall


Game Rating

Type of Robin Hood movie:

Michael – Kevin Costner’s Robin Hood

Justin – Russell Crowe’s Robin Hood


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NES/Nintendo Junk Box

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Hey Dudes! The NES/Nintendo Junk Box is happening! We will be sending it out starting the first week of May and continuing it on a quarterly schedule as long as we have $30 worth of Patreon support. So what is it exactly?

I will start by filling a Large Flat Rate Priority Mail box with Nintendo and NES related stuff both from my personal collection and with the money provided by the Patreon support. I will send it on to the first person on the list. That person takes out what they want and refills it with more Nintendo goodies before sending it on to the next person. It keeps going until it ends up back to me, the original sender. If you want participate, here’s what you need to know:

 

1) Fill out the form

2) This first round will be limited to 15 people. Justin and I are 2 of those people so that means 13 D-Padders. However, because the people who support the Patreon campaign make this happen, they will get first priority.

3) All Nintendo stuff is fair game, but NES stuff is obviously preferred. Ideally the box would be at least 25% to 50% NES related.

4) Please be fair with what you take out and put in (That means only 1 copy of Deadly Towers is allowed!)

5) Try to reuse the original box if possible and feel free to decorate. It costs around $15 to $18 to ship to the next person. You will have to cover this cost.

6) Please try to ship it out within one week of getting it.

7) US only. Sorry to our foreign D-Padders.

Blue Haired Trumpeters

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Michael Kelso is a really trusting guy as it relates to what I post on this fine website. Well, it’s either that or he leads such a boring life that something I find particularly funny or interesting entertains him. Seriously, Kelso, go out and get some sun or something, your life is a precious thing to be wasting on the futile efforts of Atari Man to bring such hilarity to the masses. Fine, suit yourself, but when your license plate goes missing I don’t want to hear anything. I digress. Once again, Michael has tasked me with playing a game I’ve never played on the NES before, nor had any intentions of playing ever, in Defender Of The Crown.

Now look, I get the whole appeal of this game. It was cool to play this way before Robin Hood: Men In Tights came onto the scene, and even before Jim Carrey and Matthew Broderick were enjoying a battle at Medieval Times, but I think, in retrospect, most of us who did play this title will soon realize it isn’t the swordplay, the jousting, or anything else featured in this game that truly steals the show and gives us that epic adventure we were longing for as children. No, friends, not since the days of King Arthur has there been quite an interesting musical act quite like..

The blue haired trumpeters.

 

Why is their hair blue? There’re many speculations really, everything from them being a mysterious race of humans who mated with Smurfs or are of some direct descent from them. Other people think this is how the group Blue Man Group was formed, which is another strong theory. Neither theory can be proven, however. My opinion is that once again more foes fell to the trickery of one Latrine of the Robin Hood: Men In Tights movie after refusing to help her gain the affections of The Sheriff Of Rottingham. They were punished by losing their golden locks and replacing them with what appear to be heads of 7 Eleven Slurpees. Whichever theory you subscribe to, the important thing here is to know that back in those days, as the direct descendant of the rapper Snoop Dogg, Snoopus Maximus once said, and I quote, “There ain’t no party like a blue hair party, cuz a blue hair party don’t stop.” He may have also unnecessary thrown in a letter G as well. I don’t know. I wasn’t there, now was I? Get off my back, woman!

 

Ahem. It does beg the question, how much more money would Robin Hood movies grossed had these blue-haired little weirdos been in the films? Would people care less about whether Robin Hoods could speak with an English accent? Would townspeople care less about their villages being burned down in the name of Mel Brooks? As a fellow trumpeter, I can tell you, it’s not an easy job sounding that good, and I can say with certainty that a large portion of Defender Of The Crown sales should have been spent trying to find a cure for middle age blue hair, but sadly, it never was.

 

No friends, the people at Defender Of The Crown thought it was more beneficial to create scenes where a knight in full armor stands looking out onto the crowd, with nothing but an empty elementary school flag pole as a weapon.

 

I pledge allegiance to the blue haired people of medieval England.

 

About the author:

Atari Man is a 33-year-old video game small business owner, retro enthusiast, and writer. He’s a good guy, just don’t get trapped in an elevator with him if you don’t know who Ace Harding or the VTech World Wizard are.

Hyperion

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Just in time for Easter, the Dudes are here to talk about an Easter Egg. Except this time the Easter Egg is a game itself. The Dudes are talking this week about never released and unfinished game Hyperion.

Developed by Yoshio Sakamoto, Hyperion was a very unique game that could have had an impact on future games released on the NES. However, the game was never released and actually gave rise to two famous NES games.

Intrigued about this game that never came to fruition? Well give the episode a listen and see what you think about this game that never came to be.


Retrofitted Trophies

Hand-eye coordination of an astronaut – Beat the 1st level without getting hit

Shouldn’t you be on an old building – Kill 5 Gargoyles on level 2


Game Rating

Type of Invention:

Michael – Shamwow

Justin – Flobee


Behind The Scenes Look


Shout Outs!

Project Z.A.P. aka Hyperion

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As a young gamer, one of my greatest joys was uncovering an Easter egg in a game, or perhaps a glitch, something that wasn’t always intended to be found, sometimes something to benefit your adventurous search, or other times when it was simply the calling card left from a disgruntled programmer. It really didn’t matter to me, because I felt like I was a part of something special, something secretive. I’m pretty good at keeping secrets by the way, unless, of course, there’s a bowl of mashed potatoes or Angry Beavers merchandise involved, in which case, I’m sorry, but I’m spilling the beans. Today’s Atari Man Loves features a game I’m sure you’ve all heard of from the vast annals of video game history, a little ditty I like to call Hyperion.

What’s that? You never heard of Hyperion? Well, that’s no surprise really, as most of us diehard NES fans have only just heard of it recently. Turns out one day, many moons ago, when Nintendo was hopping with testers and game counselors working their butts off to make sure products were swell (and better than anything Sega could produce-zing!) they were tasked with reaching a certain quota. In the case of counselors, it was the amount of gamers they assisted, testers of course, testing a certain amount of games. Should one complete this task they were given a pretty sweet gift, a cartridge copy of Hyperion. Only those people employed by Nintendo in either of these jobs had a chance to get this title, and even then, only if they reached their quota. Talk about unlocking items and trophies! Hyperion can only be described by some as an arcade style Mega Man, but that’s a pretty vague description. What is known is it kept a high score and had no real story as far as the levels went. You blasted your way through as you needed to, and relied on your hand-eye coordination for jumps along the way.

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Still lost? Allow me to elaborate. Hyperion was an early title for Nintendo, a prototype created by gaming genius Yoshi Sakamoto, the brains behind the title Gumshoe, and better-known title he created after it, maybe you heard of it, Metroid. It was to utilize both control ports in the NES, using both the Zapper gun and controller, but as a lot of geniuses are prone to do (and trust me, I would know) Sakamoto was ahead of his time, as very few games since prior to the market crash were brave enough to utilize two controllers. Sakamoto was insistent that this would help the NES stand out from the pack, but Nintendo was hesitant and thought North American gamers would have a difficult time adapting to the idea of using a Zapper and a controller at the same time. Testers and game counselors LOVED the game and would often play it, should they attain it, in between calls. Still, Nintendo just wasn’t convinced. Not wanting to let his ideas go to waste, Sakamoto pulled apart the nucleus of his idea and created two games. Care to guess what they were?

Gumshoe and Metroid!

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Recently, Hyperion has been released on rom and the few sites that have it so far have already begun experiencing server problems from the sheer amount of feedback from diehard NES collectors who are doing the next best thing to mugging an old NES tester or breaking into the home of a NES game counselor.

So what do I love about Hyperion? I love anything that is the spark, the catalyst, to other games and pieces of video game history we are more familiar with. Any game can become a piece of history, but I think it’s easier to be the more popular ones. Even they had to begin somewhere though, and Hyperion, with it’s underrated soundtrack, tight controls, and innovative concept for the time, could have become something that we’d be talking about in the same breath as the game it loosely copied (before it even came out mind you, figure that out), Mega Man, or even The Legend Of Zelda, we’ll never really know.

What we do know is I need to wrap this up, because I haven’t played my daily dose of Hyperion today, and that’s just not a good day to be alive, I say.

 

About the author:

Atari Man is a 33-year-old video game small business owner, retro enthusiast, and writer. He’s a good guy, just don’t get trapped in an elevator with him if you don’t know who Ace Harding or the VTech World Wizard are.

Home Alone

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Are you like the Dudes? Do you watch Home Alone all year round? Even when it’s not Christmas time? Is your play count on the movie above 500?

Well, then why not join Michael and Justin as they discuss the NES adaptation of the movie? Made by (now) famous development studio Bethesda Softworks. This game was voted on by you, the D-Padders, as the 2nd most wanted game for us to talk about. Interesting…

Michael and Justin may not have been huge fans of this game but could certainly see why someone would want to play it for nostalgia purposes. So listen in to this episode and also, it’s generating a lot of buzz in our brand new High Score Group so come check that out HERE.

We also discuss our Patreon campaign a little bit further. Feel free to support us HERE.


Retrofitted Trophies

7 Going on 30 – Beat the game

Moonwalking – Do the moonwalk in the treehouse


Game Rating

Type of Trap:

Michael: Bear trap

Justin: Mouse trap


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Super Mario Bros. 2

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The Dudes return! And as per dude protocol, they are joined by special guest and back from break specialist John.

This week the Dudes dive into the NES classic Super Mario Bros 2. Definitely the most obscure of the Mario games, there is perhaps no other Mario game that has more polar reactions to it. Super Mario Bros 2 brings out the debate about whether it is a great Mario game or a mediocre at best game.

While the game gets mixed reviews retrospectively, it certainly was popular. The Dudes dive into this game and all the obscurity that it brings.


Retrofitted Trophies

Girl Power Trophy to Princess Peach

Boom goes the dynamite – Kill 5 enemies with POW block

Little Nemo – Beat the game without dying

Over Easy – Beat Ostro

Yes, We All Wear Masks – Steal the key

Magic Carpet Ride – Steal a carpet

Triathlon Trophy – Beat the game as Mario

High Jump Trophy – Beat the game as Luigi

Long Jump Trophy – Beat the game as Peach

Weight Lifting Trophy – Beat the game as Toad

Blistex Trophy – Beat the game


Game Rating

Type of Vegetable:

John: 8 out of 10 onions

Michael: an onion

Justin: Radish


 

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Residual Light

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The race for us, these blinded mice concludes…for now, that impending pendulum keeps tick, tick, tocking, and return I must, but for now the time is mine, mine and mine alone.

No longer must I feign the interest, to care for your obvious forecast of small talk with a hint of cats and dogs, for the sun could have his hat on, yet I no longer give a toss.

Whilst again I refrain, from the modern and mundane…. your popular references always go over my head, immersion in the game, each weekend the same, as I live in my own bobble of amusement.

This outside world no longer holds any relevance or meaning to my soul, for now this weekend is mine, mine and mine again, and I shall do as I see proud.

Pursing the games as much as I can, enjoying the lonely mists of irrelevance that life leads me to, a journey that many people dare not travel I find myself a secluded recluse bound by nothing, yet knowing all..

A lone ranger you may say, I’ve been sitting inside all day, the curtains closed, whilst the NES and I play.

It’s eventually happened, I’ve finally been cast in life as a lonely silhouette, constrained to this earth to live in the shadow of one’s former self.

Residual light glistens the through the slits in my curtains, the street lights beckons like a robin to the spring, the continue music plays and the alarm bell rings.

Monday is here, regrets not to adhere, I shall do as I see proud.

About the author:Baz

Baz hates writing in the 3rd person but has been an avid gamer since that once fateful 4th birthday when a certain Italian plumber fell down many many holes.

Since then it has been onward and downwards failing to leap over many other holes, but with such a persistent nature that shall not be changing anytime soon.

A fan of games old and new Baz’s favourite systems are the Nes & Playstation 1. Other lifelong hobbies would include mostly reading a lot, copious amounts of music and having a good ol‘ giraffe, preferably down the boozer!

Nearly There, Just Not Quite Yet….

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It’s taken hours of gruelling practice, sore thumbs and possibly a broken controller, but you’ve made it. Finally there, the quiet before the storm, you take one last deep soothing breath, repeating your faithful mantra that has served you no purpose whatsoever…….Until this faithful moment

“Cummon, I got it this!”

A mysterious sense of tranquility overcomes you, past nerves evaporate from your senses, recollections of previous failures no longer materialize

“This is the one, no more messing about now!”

You feel at one with yourself, the character and the game, no longer a playable alter ego but an extension of your own self. With each jump, you flinch, with each strike, you lunge, you’re feet shuffling on the carpet underneath you can hardly contain yourself, the nervous energy courses through your veins and with each hit taken you writhe back aghast shouting the more than occasional profanity.  For the intensity of this duel has reached fever pitch and doubt once again starts to rear its ugly shadow upon your once ‘guaranteed victory’.

Staring nervously into the abyss of adversity you pull yourself together for one final push towards glory. Almost fraying from the edges of misfortune you finally regain the composure and skill you had acquired up to this point, now is the time to strike down your opponent once and for all, and at last that final hit, that oh so glorious hit, it beckons to you like a mythological siren. HHIIIIYYYYAAAA and with that it’s done….

The battle was arduous, you have triumphed over your long time foe, though only just. You’re final bar of life looms at the top of the screen, lingering as a constant reminder of how perilously close you came to death once more, but worry not, for now is the time to rejoice, to leap from your derriere shaped dent in the sofa, cheering, fist pumping, rapturous applause surrounds you, now is the time to surrender to the passion and joyous rulings of…..wait, what, why no, it can’t be….. What is this? A metamorphosis unbeknownst happening before my very eyes;

“Is this a demon which I see before me,

The controller toward my hand?

Come, let me clutch thee,

I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.

Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible to feeling as to sight?

Or art thou but a demon of the mind,

A false creation, proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?”

And then death is so sudden, so suddenly sweet, you didn’t even notice the soil falling over your head. And with that you’re perished, banished to the start again, by now your patience has been worn so thin, stripped of all calming emotions, you can’t help but feel enraged, but maybe I’ll have just one more go at the dreaded…..

‘2nd Form Boss!’

About the author:Baz

Baz hates writing in the 3rd person but has been an avid gamer since that once fateful 4th birthday when a certain Italian plumber fell down many many holes.

Since then it has been onward and downwards failing to leap over many other holes, but with such a persistent nature that shall not be changing anytime soon.

A fan of games old and new Baz’s favourite systems are the Nes & Playstation 1. Other lifelong hobbies would include mostly reading a lot, copious amounts of music and having a good ol‘ giraffe, preferably down the boozer!

Return to Super Mario Bros.

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When the Dudes sat down to reminisce about one year in podcasting, one issue kept coming up. Neither Dude felt that they had done the early games justice. With so many awesome segments and so much better organization coming out of the later episodes, they felt like the show should go back and revisit some of those early episodes.

What better episode to start over with than Super Mario Bros? The game that started it all: The NES, the podcast, the Dudes’ love for gaming in general.

Hopefully, this time they have done right by this wonderful game. If not, maybe expect another return in a year?


Retrofitted Trophies

Now You’re Plumbing with Fire – Obtain fire flower

Hammer Time – Kill all hammer throwers on 8-3 without fire flower

Who Says Plumbers Don’t Make Bank – Collect 100 coins

Well Spit Fire – Beat the game without dying and having a fire flower

Do a Little Dance / Break It Down Mario – Do the vine dance

Poor Poor Plumber – Beat the game without collecting any coins

The Fireman Special – Jump to the top of every flag pole in the game

All Righty Then – Beat the game and never press “left”

It Just Doesn’t Seem Right – Kill Bowser with fireballs in 8-4

I Know a Secret… Shhhhhh, Don’t Tell – Run across the top of 1-2

I am Mario, I am Immortal – Beat the game without dying

Pole Vaulter – Jump over the flag

Pacifist Mario – Never kill anything and only defeat Bowser by dropping the bridge

Dagnabbit Princess – Beat the game and realize that you just start over


Game Rating

Type of Icon:

Michael – Michael Jordan

Justin – Bill Gates


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Hints and Tips: Zelda II

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First, some general gameplay notes:

1) With a few exceptions, there’s very little need to grind. You run into enough enemies in the game that as long as you fight everyone (clear the screen before moving on) you’ll gain XP and levels at a steady rate. Don’t run away from random encounters unless you’re almost dead.

2) If you DO need to avoid a random encounter while on the map screen, step off the road (you’re safe as long as you’re on the roads), trigger the monsters to show up, then duck back onto the road. You’ll go the battle screen, but no enemies, and you just walk off.

3) Explore the whole map, like you did in Zelda. There’s a number of goodies you can get if you poke around — 1UP dolls, experience bags, Magic and Heart containers, and so on. Smash any boulders that you see with the Hammer and cut down any standing alone tree clumps. Be especially suspicious of any lose standing areas of road or clear areas as well and walk onto them.

4) Also, when you get the winged boots that allow you to walk on water, try to explore walking on the ocean as well. There are two items you can get by doing that, and you can also save time when returning from the island palace.

5) In the palaces themselves, always slash at the statues of Iron Knuckle that you can see now and then. Sometimes they come to life — other times, they drop magic refill containers!

6) Within the palaces, the best way to deal with Iron Knuckles is to fake them out. Back them against a wall or the screen so they can’t run anymore, take two slashes either high or low, and then QUICKLY take your third slash the other way (high if you had been going low, low if you had been going high). He can’t react in time and you’ll hit. Rinse and repeat.

7) If you find a 1UP doll on the map, don’t take it! Just note the location of it and leave it for later (or consult a FAQ online when you’re ready). You can find a total of 5 dolls in the overworld. Save them for when you are ready to go to the Great Palace, then scoop them up at once.

On Raising levels and gaining XP:

1) With a few exceptions, try to keep a balanced approach to raising your levels. Don’t ignore magic. Magic is a VERY useful skill to have. As you raise magic levels, your spells are more powerful and (I believe) it costs fewer points to cast the spell.

2) When you place a crystal at the palace to finish said palace, you automatically gain enough XP to your next level. Don’t waste that! Check to see how much XP you need to raise a level after beating the boss. If you’re close (I’d say within 1000 or less) go grind in the palace until you hit that level, THEN go and place the crystal. You’ll gain two levels for the hassle of one!

3) By the sixth palace, you should either be at or almost at, max levels (8 for attack, life, and magic)

On using magic:

1) Some spells are very handy while others are useful only in special situations. Life, Shield, and Jump you use all through the game.

2) Fairy is a great spell to use also. Did you miss a key somehow and can’t proceed? No problem! Just turn into a fairy and fly through the lock! Do you have get past a tough screen? No sweat! Just turn into the fairy form and fly high and avoid all that mess. You can also pick up items in this form! There’s a ton you can do with it.

3) Fire is a spell that you need to cast to defeat some enemies, but none of the bosses require it. Some people use it a lot, I only use it to defeat those few enemies that NEED the spell.

4) Spell, Thunder, and Reflect are only useful at one specific time and place. In theory, Spell lets’s you turn a strong enemy into a weak one, but I never found it useful.

On fighting and palaces:

1) The downward slash is one of the handiest attacks in the whole game. There are numerous tough foes that you can just jump, and ‘bounce’ on their heads with the point of your sword until they are dead. In addition, it makes getting through blocks super easy.

2) The upward slash is more limited in use, but it comes in handy with some bosses, and can help you get out of the ‘trapped’ block areas.

3) A turbo button helps when you are fighting, so that you can do rapid sword strikes. You can paralyze a lot of foes that way,

4) Starting with some of the higher palaces, remember there are fake walls that you can walk through! By the same token, watch out for pits that fake also.

5) There is an item to be found in each palace. Make sure you get it.

On the towns:

1) There is one old man or woman in each town, who can teach you either a magic spell or a sword technique. Make sure to find them!

2) This includes the one town that is ‘dead’ and only has enemies in it, so take the hits (if you don’t have the cross yet) and explore.

3) Sometimes you have to get creative in order to find the old man/woman in each town. In one town, you have to do your best Santa Claus impression. In another you have to cast Spell at the right place.

4)Talk to the folks in the town the first time through, they can provide some nice hints and tips.

5) Usually you need the spell or technique that you can get in each town to advance in the next place, so don’t rush into the palace. Make sure you finish everything in the towns first.

On Death Mountain:

1) No doubt about it, this is one of the hardest places in the game. It’s also great to level up as you battle your way through. Your main objective is to keep heading south while picking the right caves and find the Hammer.

2) Either make a rough map or take notes on where each cave starts and where it puts you out at, and what other caves you can reach. I use the face of a clock as a guide, for example: ‘Cave A at 12 o’clock — Cave B at 3 O’clock — there is here Cave C at 6 o’clock and Cave D at 9 o’clock.’

3) When you finally find the Hammer, you don’t need to go back the way you came! Outside you’ll see a standing alone boulder. Smash it, walk onto the space, go through that cave, and you’ll come out on the long coastal road to the right, which lets you walk back up to Hyrule proper.

On beating the bosses:

I didn’t find most of the bosses in this game to be a challenge, as long as your levels are good and you know what to do. If you die facing a boss you’ll start with full health and magic at the entrance to the room for a re-match, so make sure you have a life in reserve. I don’t recall the names of the bosses, but here’s how you defeat each of them:

1st Palace Boss — run up to him, jump, slash him in the head, then fall back to avoid his counter attack. Rinse and repeat to defeat him.

2nd Palace Boss — jump up and use the downward thrust to hit him on the head. Once the helmet is off it will float around the screen and shoot at you. Ignore that. Jump up and use downward thrust again, seeing if you can ‘bounce’ on his now exposed head to defeat him.

3rd Palace Boss — Have Jump on, and be ready TO jump at a moments noise. He’s on a horse, and when he charges you jump up to avoid him and download slash him on the head to damage him. After a few hits the Ironkuckle will ditch the horse and fight you normaly. Handle him like any regular Ironkuckle at this point.

4th Palace Boss — You NEED Reflect to win this battle. It’s pretty easy. Cast Reflect, go to one side of the screen, crouch, and face the main screen. The wizard will pop in, fire spells, and pop out. With Reflect you bounce the spells back at him, and sooner or later enough will hit him to kill him.

5th Palace Boss — this is the toughest of the palace bosses cause it requires timing. He’ll attack you with a sickle-and-chain weapon that can do major damage. Watch the swing of the weapon as he winds it up. When it gets to one and a half times around, jump up (use Jump and Shield here). You’ll jump the weapon as he swings it out at you, and as you land stab him in the chest. Keep repeating to defeat him.

6th Palace Boss — pick a pit to stand next to, I favor the far right, but the far left or the center one works also. The dragon will randomly come out of a pit, fire a stream of fireballs, then go back down again. If he picks the pit you’re next to, you can stab him once as he is coming up and stab him again as he is coming down. Stay close to the pit and the fireballs will pass over your head. If your timing is good you can also use Jump magic to jump up and hit in the head just after his fireball attack also.

The Final Palace:

1) Don’t bother trying to go here until you cleared all six palaces. There will be a barrier in place.

2) Now is the time to gather up all those 1UP dolls that you’ve been saving!

3) On the long road to get the palace you will run into battle scenes where enemies throw rocks at you behind a wall. They target where you are going to, so use a ‘jerky’ motion to make it through these without being hit. That is, walk a bit, stop, walk a bit, stop, and so on.

4) When you reach the Great Palace itself, keep these two very important tips in mind for navigating it — ALWAYS go to the right (unless it’s a dead end, in which case go left) and keep working your way down in the palace.

5) There’s also a very narrow pit when you are a crumbling bridge in one part that you want to fall down in to advance

6) There are two bosses to defeat to win the game. The first is Firebird, and he’s the hardest boss in the game. Use Shield and Jump here to prepare yourself, then when the battle starts use Thunder. Thunder will weaken Firebird and change his color. Stand under him, jump up, and use your upward slash to hit in the face. Try to avoid his fireballs, and keep doing this until he’s defeated.

7) Your final enemy is your own shadow! He can do everything you can do and can be a hard fight…..but you can also make it wicked easy. When the battle starts, go to the left side of the screen, crouch, and keep stabbing. He’ll run toward you and try to jump to downward slash you, but as he jumps your stabbing sword will hit his legs and he’ll fall back. Keep this up and he goes down in no time flat. One of the easiest bosses of the game!

I hope this helps anyone who is going through this classic game.

About the Author:
Greg Polander has been gaming all his life, and enjoys modern games as much as retro games, from Pong to Skyrim. His favorite gaming consoles are the NES, SNES, and the Xbox 360. He also is the creator and host of The Super NES Podcast.

The Interweb says, “Wow! Look at the Great Deal I Got!!!” and “Only 78 to Go!”

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The internet gives us a ton of freedom to communicate, share, research, and discover – especially when it comes to video games. I love hearing and seeing about a game that I missed throughout the years and spending a couple hours researching the development, production, and release or discovering a really fun-sounding saga — then the hunt begins to find it of course!

What I kinda hate or loathe though, and I’m not a negative guy, is when I scan social media and see dozens of posts a day about people who score “game x” for “y dollars.” A large percentage of these posts feature uncommon games, rare titles, or franchise cornerstones. Some are almost impossible to believe, some are just cool to see a game I hadn’t thought about, and others have to be practical jokes designed to engage trolls like Little Samson for $25. I just really don’t get the point.

Am I supposed to care you got A Link to the Past for $5? How does that help me? What impact do you want it to have on me? I love when friends get a good score, of course, but for the game not what they pay for it. That’s the main problem I have with all these posts. In our Pawn Stars/American Pickers world we’ve been lead to prioritize the price we pay over the way we find it – and that turns my stomach. Sure it’s cool that you get a $60 game for 10$ but what should be cool is the game, not the price! Instead, it’s the other way around. It’s like saying the bat-mobile is the reason you watch Batman movies. It’s backward. As a collector, and most of my friends will agree, the game, in this case, is worth what you’re willing to spend. So if you come across Panzer Dragoon Sage for $350 and you want it, grab it! If you find it for $500, and still want – grab it! It makes no difference to me what you paid for it, so quit including that aspect in all your posts! It’s like people feel the need to impress upon others that they have a certain degree of business savvy instead of game savvy. I could totally be wrong of course and maybe that’s the point of a lot of collectors these days – get the game the cheapest regardless of when. I’m not like that and, a handful of others that I share my finds with, are the same. We prioritize the opportunity and condition over price – every single time.

nesClubPosterWhen making “The NES Club: Nintendo Quest” (www.nesclubmovie.com) we made a very conscious decision to not broadcast the prices of Jay’s finds because we wanted to focus on the games and not the prices. On top of that, some store owners didn’t want us to share the deals Jay got on camera, so it worked out for everyone. It’s a decision I’ll never regret because prices and trends  always affect the value of a product; but the actual product, video games in this case, won’t change. The magic of Super Mario Bros. remains awesome regardless of the price point and that was something we wanted to be our main focus. So what’s your focus? Is it the price? The game? The story behind the acquisition? Make it matter for the sake of my sanity!

This brings me to my next concern, though this one doesn’t irritate me nearly as much: countdown to a complete collection. Having made a film about a guy trying to complete an entire collecting in 30 days without using the internet, I get the appeal of wanting to share that story with people. That said, I chose to make a film about Jay getting a complete collection not because I wanted to show a complete collection but because it was his life long dream. Now, I hope there are a lot of other dreamers out there too going for a complete collection because you’re my target audience for “The NES Club: Nintendo Quest”, but you’re also the folks that can help explain WHY you feel the need to update your countdown with every single acquisition you acquire. No offense, I’m not emotionally connected with your updates or your nine-year journey to get all the Sega Genesis games – unless you compel me to care, and YOU CAN! Like my film, and you’ll find out soon, I wanted everyone to care about Jay’s dream as much as him so I introduce you to his world, his hopes, dreams, fears, friends, and family so that everything he goes through in order to get  games resonates on a deeper level. Make no mistake, “Nintendo Quest” is much more about a guy attempting the insane and as viewers, you get to see how he transforms, for better or worse, by having gone on that journey. So take me on a journey. The price you pay for your games doesn’t matter to me. The numbers of games in your collection doesn’t matter to me. Hook me with a reason to care. Tell me your journey.

We really want “Nintendo Quest” to forge a new kind of community that binds us together with not only our love for gaming and game collecting but the stories and adventures that we go through for something we all love. That’s relate-able. That’s universal. The only way, however, that this community will manifest is by the actions of everyone out there. It’s about prioritizing the right ideals and eliminating the competitive aspects that breed ego for the sake of ego. We no longer live in a world where we have to compare toys and whoever has the better toy collection is the better person –  that’s ridiculous, but that’s the maturity level that seems to permeate part of the social media scene. So let’s talk adventure, trials, and the most unbelievable things ever. Welcome to the Club. Game On.

About the Author:

Robert McCallum is an award-winning filmmaker and director of the upcoming documentary “Nintendo Quest.” @Pyreproductions • www.facebook.com/theNESclub • @theNESclub

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

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Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. Wasn’t Zelda I an adventure of Link as well?

The Dudes are joined by the incredible Jay of Nintendo Quest! He has beat this game; so that right there makes him 100% more able to talk about this game than the Dudes.

And that’s exactly why it’s great that Justin and Michael bring on guests. This is a really interesting episode with lots of great game talk.

Don’t forget to support Jay and his Nintendo Quest documentary on Kickstarter. Only a few days left.


Retrofitted Trophies

Godfather’s Special – Kill 5 mini horse heads

Where are my pants? (Easy Access) – Play the game and look at Link

The Dirty Birdy – Defeat Thunderbird without taking a hit

Live Mountain – Make it past death mountain

Conquer the Crag… the Agro Crag – Make it through Death Mountain without destroying your controller or TV

Lady of the Night – Get “healed” by a lady in town


Game Rating

Type of mountain:

Michael – Mt. Olympia

Justin – K2

Jay – Mt. Everest


 

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Kung Fu

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Hiyah! Now that we’ve got the obligatory hiyah out of the way, the Dudes are joined by Kung Fu master Landon Long of The Retro Junkies Super Show! It’s time to kick some tail and save Sylvia!

Kung Fu is a great arcade port that has quick, addictive gameplay. Sit back and listen as the Dudes discuss techniques, boss designs, and high scores galore!


Retrofitted Trophies

This One’s for Matthew – Kill the boomerang guy

Shaq Fu Who? – Defeat the big black guy (aka The Giant)

Die in the Dog – Getting killed in a dog pile

Bruce Lee’s 2nd Cousin – Beat the game without dying

Ankle Attack of Death – Kill a boss by only using sweep kicks

Groundhog Day – Beat the game 3 times in a row

You Broke My Stick! – Beat the stick boss

How Much for a Dozen? 5000 – Perform the 5000 point jump kick

Mama Said Knock You Out – Lose to the 4th level boss (aka Mr. X’s mom)

Sweep the Leg Johnny – Defeat Mr. X by only using sweep kicks


Game Rating

Type of karate move:

Michael – Roundhouse kick

Justin – Crane kick

Landon – High jump kick


 

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Rygar

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Rygar, oh Rygar. An arcade port that turned into something entirely different.

It’s been a while since the Dudes have released an episode. Holidays, sickness, and just general life stuff has been in the way. But the Dudes won’t let that stop them. They are back on track (for now) and ready to talk some Rygar.

So sit back and listen as Justin and Michael dig through this arcade turned adventure game. Does it stack up against recent platformers on the show? Listen in and find out.

This game was highly requested by the D-Padders in the new poll that is available to determine which games the Dudes should cover next. You can visit that poll HERE and make your requests known.


Retrofitted Trophies

Who turned over the cinderblock? – Kill 4 rolly poly enemies

It’s a me Rygar! – Jump on 10 turtle shells

Who needs a rope when you’ve got this in your pants? – Get the grappling hook and never use a rope to climb again

Crotch rocket – Use the grappling hook

Arbor day is a stupid holiday anyway – Kill 4 trees

If Captain America and Iron Man had a baby – Obtain the armor powerup


Game Rating

Type of Shield:

Michael – Zelda’s wooden shield

Justin – Prototype shield


 

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Behind The Scenes Look


Shout Outs!

Battletoads & Double Dragon

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Dudes and Hosers abound! It’s the crossover of the century featuring the podcast rivalry that has listeners buzzing.

The Dudes meet up this week with the guys over at Genesis Gems to hash out their differences and talk about the crossover game Battletoads and Double Dragon. They may have been tricked to get there but it certainly ended up being worth it.

In this episode one of the greatest Beat ’em ups is discussed. Trust the Dudes, you do not want to miss this episode.

Now, take off!!

Not really, please stay and listen.

Sweet art by D-Padder Joe Kopel

Sweet art by D-Padder Joe Kopel


 

Retrofitted Trophies

You’ll get warts – Beat the game as a Battletoad

No Shame – Beat Abobo

Would the real Bimmy Lee Please stand up – Can’t get past the First Level

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto – Beat the robot in level 2 and use it’s leges to beat up other Shadow Warriors

Brotherly Love – Beat in 2 player as Billy and Jimmy

Pound Sand – Pound 3 bad guys into the ground

You dirty rat you killed my brother – Playing as Double Dragon characters with one dying by being killed by Big Blag

What’s the time, Hammer Time! – Pound 5 bad guys into the floor

Pogo a go go – Use Pogo attack

Cave man special move – beating the girl by throwing her by her hair

Sonic Boom – Beating the Guile look a likes on stage 2

Polly want a cracked skull – Beat the birds in stage 3

Do what Sega can’t – Beat the NES version

Came in like a wrecking ball – Kill 5 crows with the wrecking ball as a Battletoad

Be a gentleman – Get through Roper’s stage without hitting the ladies with the whips


 

Game Rating

Type of Gem


 

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Behind The Scenes Look


 

Shout Outs!

Ninja Gaiden

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Hiyah! Watch out for that ninja attack! The Dudes return from a trip to the ninjutsu class at ITT Tech with the task of playing Ninja Gaiden.

All they have to do is beat the game in order to earn their quadruple black belt. Unfortunately, that’s not going to happen this week. They do however podcast about this hotly anticipated game.

This game was highly requested by the D-Padders in the new poll that is available to determine which games the Dudes should cover next. You can visit that poll HERE and make your requests known.

So sit back, relax, and listen as the dudes vent their frustrations and share their love for this game. Somehow they managed to refrain from cursing on air. Family friendly you know.

Retrofitted Trophies

Go Ninja Go Ninja Go – Beat the game in under 15 minutes

Who’s Your Daddy? – Release your father from posession

Oh! A “guy”den – Get surrounded by enemies

I Got The Bad Boy in Garland, TX – Obtain the fire wheel

Ornithologist Be Darned – Kill a bird

Your Father Would Be Impressed – Beat the game without taking damage

Tecmo Black Belt – Beat the game

Way of the Monk – Beat the game only killing enemies that you have to kill

Blade Runner – Beat the game without using powerups, only your sword

Justin Harrell is a jerk – He is.

Game Rating

Ninja Weapon Rating

Michael – Shuriken

Justin – Nunchucks

Video

Coming Soon!

Behind The Scenes Look

Shout Outs!

Swamp Thing

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Into the Green! The dudes find themselves in another world this week and with them are the guys from the Comic Nerds Unite Podcast. While in the Green the Dudes and Comic Nerds decide to play a little Swamp Thing for the NES and read some Swamp Thing comics. (Because what else would you do in a metaphysical swamp)

While in the Green the guys decide to record not one but two podcasts, so after listening to this episode, you should go over to the Comic Nerds Unite podcast and hear the Dudes there.

Swamp Thing Nerds Unite! The Dudes are invaded in the green by Marc and Tim of the Comic Nerds Unite podcast to talk about Swamp Thing.

Retrofitted Trophies

Don’t wipe boogers on the sofa – Beat level 1 without a swamp booger

Jump the Shark – Correctly jump over fish robot

Swamp Thing created by Len Wein and Bernie Wrightson – Think about the 9 issues of Swamp Thing you read before playing while rocking your child to sleep

Ah, this polution – Get killed by a tin can

A Better NIght – Taking this game out and putting another game in

Don’t pollute – Put the game in the recycle bin

Game Rating

Swamp Booger Rating

Video

Coming Soon!

Behind The Scenes Look

We did a sweet crossover with this episode! Check out Comic Nerds Unite!

Shout Outs!

The Hidden World: Video Game Store Environments

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Traveling across the country in search of great retro games, you come into contact with a lot of great people but you also discover some unique stores too. Now, not every store is magical by any means but there are some great spaces out there that really transport you to another world. Every “trip” is different too; there isn’t a typical type of store though it’s nice to report that every store The NES Club went into, the staff was positive, friendly and willing to help us in any way. Here’s are the big three categories what we found was cool in our travels and I hope that some other store owners can take these ideas and make their store even better!

Signage: Do your store logo up with some heart and passion and carry that aesthetic inside you store.

Organization: Have the store layout make sense and even, take the customer through mini areas full of eye candy; encourage exploration passively through active choices when laying out merchandise, artwork and furniture.

Art/Decor/Ambiance: Probably the most important element to appeal to anyone off the street is to create a space that literally looks like another world. We saw stores that hung anime posters, game art, played music, had props, statues and more and everything was of a similar theme and connected with every other item. In other words, there was though behind the look of the store not just random game posters framed or not framed on the wall.

The goal with a store, from a customer’s point of view, and I should clarify that I have very little retail experience so by no means am I an expert, is to provide an experience – and the more addictive that experience, the better. The experience can be pure escapist where you feel like you’re in a game when you walk through the door. The experience can be more social where the staff chat about games in a friendly manner but encourage your input and repeat visits.

It’s very clear when a store is set up as a commercial enterprise first and foremost; The prices, the layout, the staff, and the turnover of product, all reflect that attitude instantly and gamers can smell it from a mile away. This is why gamers feel less comfortable in stores like Gamestop and other more corporate entities – it’s clear they are designed to make money regardless of who’s paying and their unique tastes. Now, I also love aspects of Gamestop and other smaller chains trying to find a balance but the number one thing that will keep people coming through your door as an independent retailer is to put passion in everything you do. As a filmmaker I often have choices where I can pass on shooting more, or settling and saying “that’s good enough.” And admittedly, there are days where I’ve done that and it’s always come back to haunt me so I’ll never do it again –  the crew of The NES Club knows this best: Long hours are a must in the world of passion projects and you take advantage of every opportunity possible.

So the next time you’re in a store, take a look around, make some notes about what you like and share with other gamers, store owners and friends because the best part of gaming is discovering the people and places that share our interests.

 

About the Author:
Rob McCallum is a filmmaker with multiple awards for his short subject material and the director of the upcoming feature-length doc, “Nintendo Quest”

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

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This week the Dudes take a break from talking NES games to talk about what NES aspects they are most thankful for. They also talk many stories from their past that may or may not involve Turkey Day (Most do not).

The Dudes also listen to several phone calls from listeners.

So as you’re sitting there wallowing in your turkey coma today, listen to a little 2 Dudes Thanksgiving episode or a few of your past favorites.

Game on and Eat on!

Thanks to V-Axys for the sweet tunage.

Bubble Bobble

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Michael has some new pets. Two little dinosaur dragon dudes. Unfortunately, they like to eat Cascade and blow bubbles. Those bubbles then in turn trap things and kill them. Nasty bubbles they are. Our old friend Soundboard Mario is no more thanks to those dastardly bubbles, but you’ll have to listen to the episode to find out how it happens.

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Join the dudes in discussing this great game. Bubble Bobble was one of Justin’s favorite games growing up. It was rented from the trailer many times. Michael has played it a ton growing up too. Expect a lot of good nostalgia and love for this game. Enjoy!

Retrofitted Trophies

Oh, hoooooold A, I was waaay off – Realize that you can hold A to bounce on bubbles

Go buy a lottery ticket – Kill a beastie with lightning while popping another

Dude, your girlfriend looks like me – Beat the game as player 2

Come to Papa – Kill all the enemies by letting them come to you

Bubble Chain – Pop 7 beasties at the same time

If it wasn’t for these pennies – Kill all enemies with speed shoes

Game Rating

Type of soap:

Ivory

Cascade Complete

Video!

Behind The Scenes Look

Shout Outs!

Little Nemo: The Dream Master

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… huh? Oh, you woke us up. We were trying to play some Little Nemo: The Dream Master with Dude Jay.

As long as you’re here, why not take the time to listen to us talk about this wacky game from Capcom based on a really old comic strip (1905!). We hit up a few tangents, but basically stay on track this time.

Oh! And Michael blows through another worthy opponent in the “Justin’s Historical Tidbits and Trivia” Quiz Show!

Michael’s Quiz Record: 4 Wins – 2 Losses

Retrofitted Trophies

Oops, too soon – Jump on the animal before it’s ready

This is not the “Dave reads from Wikipedia” train – Beat the House of Toys level (a TADPOG reference, Jay says you are welcome Dave and Tyler)

Mega Man ain’t got nothing on me – Defeat the nightmare king using only charge shots

Haven’t we met before – Beat the same enemy 10 times

I got this in the bag – Beat the game without breaking a controller

Call child protective services – Watch the cutscenes between levels

Well, now I have no hair – Beat the game

Wannabe Mario – Get thrown into the spikes by the train

Finally, I’m out of the fungus – Beat the first level

Un-mentioned trophy – Watch the very end of the “Behind the Scenes” footage to hear it (WARNING: Very explicit)

Game Rating

Candy:

Strawberry Hard Candy (Old People Candy)

Black licorice… no wait… Giant Jawbreaker

Milk Duds

Video!

Behind The Scenes Look (WARNING: Last 5 minutes contains explicit content)

Shout Outs!

Super Dodge Ball

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LOOKOUT!!! Whew, that one barely missed you!

This week the dudes take on each other in a game of dodge ball. Well, not really but they do play Super Dodge Ball for the NES. The Dudes also share many childhood stories about both dodge ball and broken collar bones.

Super Dodge Ball is a classic and at times overlooked game in the NES library. The dudes dive into the many components of this NES classic with an Olympics and Saved by the Bell feel (huh? Listen and find out).

While Super Dodge Ball may not have won the attention of many, it found it’s way into the Dudes home and they will tell you all about it and whether this is a solid pick up.

Happy Listening!

Retrofitted Trophies

Wait this isn’t Mario – Get hit while flickering thinking you will be invincible

Enter the Matrix – Dodge a ball during the game’s slow downs or flickers

Here we go Screech, kick that Commie’s hiney – Beat the game

Sam of the Dead – Beat Team Shadow (Zombie Team)

Game Rating

Type of playground equipment:

Merry Go Round

Tetherball

Video!

Behind The Scenes Look

Shout Outs!

Friday the 13th

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Guess what? Halloween episode! Bet you guys saw this one coming.

The Dudes screw up this week and use up their Friday the 13th game on a day not labeled Friday the 13th… Oh well, at least it is Friday.

Now the big question on the table is whether this game is any count. Here’s a hint: It’s made by LJN.

*SPOILERS* Michael and Justin aren’t huge fans of this one. However, it is still a great episode (the dud games usually are) and we hope you enjoy it. Does this game really live up to its hype of being terribly awful?

Retrofitted Trophies

David, Meet Goliath – Defeat Jason only using rocks

Oh my God I’m Dying, Oh my God I’m Dying – Play the game for an hour

Counselor of the Month – Beat the game without losing any kids

Is That Thing Cashmere? – Acquire Jason’s Mom’s Sweater

We Don’t Need No Water, Let That Mother $%$#^# Burn – Light all the fireplaces

Brush My Teeth You Will Not – Beat the game

Game Rating

Type of Summer Camp Activity

Arts and Crafts

Washing Dishes

Video!

Behind The Scenes Look

Shout Outs!

Shovel Knight

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Bo bo bo bonus episode!!!! The Dudes gather together round the fire with some other dudes and talk about the NES classic… Shovel Knight. Oh wait! This isn’t a classic NES game. It’s a new game. Why would the Dudes be talking about this one?

Shovel Knight might be a new game, but it’s brimming over with classic NES nostalgia. Much like the 2 Dudes and a NES podcast, Shovel Knight is a true love letter to the Nintendo Entertainment System. Justin and Michael truly feel like it needs to be talked about. Well, Justin hasn’t actually played it yet, but that’s why the Dudes brought on some guests. Nick Stephens (NES Podcast, Genesis Gems) and Rob McCalllum (Nintendo Quest) help flesh out this awesome discussion of Shovel Knight.

Game Rating

Type of Garden Tool

Rake

Hoe

Mattock

Self Propelled Push Mower

Automatic Garden Tiller

Spade

Behind The Scenes Look

Shout Outs!

Kid Icarus

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This week the dudes get their mythology on with Kid Icarus. Kid Icarus was a famous game that was brought into the gaming world by none other that Nintendo’s R&D 1. Much like other games brought to the NES from R&D 1 (ahem…. Metroid), Kid Icarus brings a lot of fun, frustration and ultimately enjoyment.

In the show the guys talk about their experiences playing this game and their many frustrations. They also bring in many tangents as usual. The show also features a few embarrassing moments, that the listener will enjoy.

There is also a quiz game that puts Justin on the spot this time , with horrible results. The Dudes love talking this NES classic and we hope that you enjoy the show as much.

Happy listening

Retrofitted Trophies

Pit’s Perilous Puberty – Get the ending where Pit becomes an adult

By the Beard of Zeus – Beat the game

Wannabe Plutus – Max out your currency

Cheater’s never prosper, your credit’s no good here – Use a password cheat and fall into immediate debt

Adephagia made me do it – Drink from the cup of life, when your life is already full

Mastered the way of Hermes – Plug in controller 2 to get lower prices in the shop

 

Game Rating

Type of Wine

Sherry

Riesling

Video!

Behind The Scenes Look

Shout Outs!

Dude Story: An NES Bromance

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Have you ever wanted to know the story of how Justin and Michael met? Or how their relationship flourished? No? Really??

Well, the dudes are going to tell you anyway. Michael is in the process of moving and has all of his NES stuff packed away. No games to play. No accessories with which to tinker. But instead of skipping this week’s episode, the dudes have decided to record an episode about mostly nothing. Enjoy!

Want to hear an episode about an NES game? Try one of these gems… TMNT, Mega Man, Contra, Startropics, or Deadly Towers!

Behind The Scenes Look

Shout Outs!

So, What’s a “Gamer”?

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Of all the debates in the game world, there’s none that gathers more opinion than then definition of what it means to be a “gamer.” Filming the NES Club several crew members were asked at different points if they were gamers like Jay or myself; of course it’s hard to say “I’m a gamer” in the presence of a guy who’s trying to get an entire library of games in 30 for fear of competition, ridicule or more perhaps but sure enough, at different points throughout the trip, I observed them gaming, or in the gaming spirit in one way or another.

I like to start with the broadest of all possible definitions and perhaps whittle it down. I simply ask people if they game instead of being a gamer. You see, as a guy who’s played drums with Green Day on stage three times I would never call myself a drummer, BUT I know the basics. I think the same can be said for people that game. Some people game on the casual side and some invest a lot of time and effort not only during the “play” side of it, but alsothrough research, conversation and exploration and certainly, through collecting.

I think it’s safe to say almost everyone has gamed at some point. Whether its playing cards, table top varieties, heck even playing TAG at school is a form of a game, let alone the wide world of sports. But when it comes to video games, I think a gamer, more properly, is someone who chooses to actively invest time and energy in the practice of gaming and engages those within the culture. If you get together with friends, online or in person, and play games, then you’re a gamer. If you read the latest insights on the next big release, you’re a gamer. If you hunt down an entire library of games across 10,000 miles, then you’re a gamer as well.

 

Of course beyond that dividing definition that’s in flux and allows people to go back and forth, that barrier that puts active participants inside the gaming group and passive participants on the outside, there’s still jockeying for position on who’s more of a gamer or a better gamer. Now, for me, this is just a measure of displayed passion. For a guy like Jay, our star of The NES Club, he’s okay with being filmed for 30 days as he hunts downevery last cart but some people hate the camera and would never dare enter the spotlight – that doesn’t mean they’re less of a gamer though; not in my eyes. Record hunter games, those individuals who work tirelessly for a world record achievement not only get criticized for their performance on said record but also in the title they choose with suggestions like “oh that’s not a real gamers game. that’s an easy one.” This is about the point I roll my eyes and also smile because it’s this sense of competition between gamers that allows the definition of a gamer to continually evolve. Im sure there are folk out there that only consider a world record holder in the “top ten” games with a collection over over “X” number of carts from X different eras is only a true gamer.

Next time you hear someone ask another if they are a gamer or not, feel to make your own assessment or interjection. The bottom-line is if you wanna be a gamer, all you have to do is declare so by your own criteria. Collectors, have the same kind of debate, but that’s for next time!

 

About the Author:
Rob McCallum is a filmmaker with multiple awards for his short subject material and the director of the upcoming feature-length doc, “The NES Club.”

Startropics

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The Dudes are joined this week by honorary Dude Hickman. The three dudes discuss the obscure (yes, Aaron Hickman is a fan of the obscure, like his podcast) game StarTropics.

StarTropics is a game that for those that experienced it, was loved. What’s not to love? Yo-yos? Awesome. Baseball equipment used as weapons? Again, Awesome. Plus the game carries with it a fun time that is reminiscent of Zelda. Although Dude Justin had to make an early exit this week, Dude Michael and Dude Hickman dive deep into the game.

Other than talk about the game, the Dudes cover several topics and hilarity ensues. Also Michael takes on Dude Hickman in another round of historical tidbits and trivia quiz game.

Michael’s Quiz Record: 3Wins – 2Losses

Retrofitted Trophies

King of the Ocean – Talk to the dolphin

Mike Jones Who!? – Talk to the town people and find out your name

Knowing is half the battle – Beat the cobra

It’s a secret to everybody – Get on the shape and enter the code

Second Hand Nightmare – Buying the game second hand and not having the code

I ain’t afraid of no ghost! – Beat the ghost boss

Game Rating

Kid’s Toy:

Basketball

Paddle Ball

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Behind The Scenes Look

Shout Outs!

Batman

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Dudes are vengeance. Dudes are the night. Dudes are… talking about BATMAN!

The dudes are joined this episode by Rob Luther of many podcasts fame (Turtle Flakes, Genesis Gems, The Retro Junkies Super Show, etc.) and he really helps Michael out in the quest department. He also cheats at quizzes… hoser.

BATMAN is a beloved game by many a D-Padder and it’s surprising that it hasn’t been recommended yet. Nevertheless, the dudes take it upon themselves to bring a ton of great dialog about this game. Be sure and give this show a listen this week if you are a fan of the game or if you have never played it. You are guaranteed to want to give it a go afterwards.

Michael’s Quiz Record: 2Wins – 2Losses

Retrofitted Trophies

Low Blow Hero/Nut Shot Hero – Beat every opponent by crouching and punching

Who’s Laughing Now? – Murder JOKER

Honey, I Blew Up the BATMAN – Make BATMAN burst into flames by dying

BATMAN the Horologist (it’s a real word people) – Climb the clocktower without taking damage

Stay With Me – Complete a level with one bar of health

Wannabe Bill Gates – Defeat the

Wanna See a Magic Trick – Hide in the corner during the first boss fight so the boss can’t hit you

Call the EPA – Get to level 3 and realize the chemical plant has been dumping

Purple Rain – BATMAN makes it rain with bullets

Gotham Is Now Safe Thanks To the Purple Knight – Beat the game

Don’t You Know I’m a Martial Artist – Beat the game with only your fists

That’s Batastic – Beat the game without using cheats

Game Rating

Type of Nocturnal Animal:

Mike: Racoon

Justin: Bat eared fox

Rob: Owl

Video!

Behind The Scenes Look

Shout Outs!

Mega Man

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The Dudes may not have been on their A game when it came time to do the episode on Faxanadu but they attempt to redeem themselves this week as they review one of the more famous games for the NES. And redeem, the Dudes do, as they talk about this all time great.

Mega Man holds a spot in all NES fans’ hearts. As one of the first side scrolling shooters with graphics that were impressive for the NES, Mega Man has become one of the most beloved games in history. This also sparked one of the most successful gaming franchises of all time.

If you have been a 2 Dudes fan or just now finding them, this show is a must listen. Joining the Dudes this week is Rob Maher who designed a game that definitely has drawn influences from Mega Man.

Want to know more? Want to learn more about Mega Man or at least hear some Dudes talk about? Do yourself a favor and give this episode a listen.

Retrofitted Trophies

D-D-D-Do ya have it?! Guts! – Beat the Gutsman stage

Fire Proof – Beating Fireman without taking a hit

Ice Ice Baby – Beat Iceman stage and do running man in celebration

Training for the World’s Strongest Man – Beat a stage while holding a rock

Go work on the theory of relativity – Beat Dr. Wiley

If it wasn’t for this jaundice – Beat yellow cyclops

There can only be 1 – Beat copy cat Mega Man

Cut the cord – Beat Elecman with Cutman ability

Tom Arnold Would Be Impressed – Beat the game without taking a hit

Game Rating

Type of Menial Task:

Mike: Chopping and Hauling Wood

Justin: Hammering Nails

Rob: Cleaning the house

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Shout Outs!

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